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Random Thought For the Day

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Maybe every other country has ninjas too, and we only know about the Japanese ones because they suck at their jobs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Some people say the English language is confusing. To which one could say... it's.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you tell a human that something is impossible, their first instinct is to test how impossible it is.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    edited March 2019
    No wonder he wears a mask.
    I imagine he's nice to look at but that personality, ew.
  • ca1v1n
    ca1v1n Posts: 30 Member
    If you are as wide as you are tall you are round.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    ca1v1n wrote: »
    If you are as wide as you are tall you are round.

    Why not a square?
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  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 695 Member
    Why is it that when I turn off the music, (regardless of the genre) random, ancient Celtic tunes come up through my lips? I never listen to ancient Celtic music.
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  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 695 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    wanderingarcher wrote: »
    Why is it that when I turn off the music, (regardless of the genre) random, ancient Celtic tunes come up through my lips? I never listen to ancient Celtic music.
    Maybe you have an ancient soul
    No doubt!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    An hour glass has more moving parts than a complicated wrist watch.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It's unfortunate that 18 years old you have to decide the career path for future you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    tHeRe WaS nO wAy Of CoNvEyInG sArCaSm ViA tExT uNtIl ThIs FoRmAt BuT iT tAkEs FoReVeR tO tYpE.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    Do you what to taco bout it?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you water water, it grows.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If Google voice taught children how to speak, they would grow up with the weirdest accent.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A sigh is just a backwards gasp.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »
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    Do you what to taco bout it?

    Sorry that @cee134 is getting jalapeño business

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2019
    We never see the ground in "The Jetsons" TV show because it's very likely a horrible disgusting junk pile for the unfortunate people who have to live there.

    Just like in the anime and recent live version movie "Alita: Battle Angel"

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Too bad the Bermuda triangle doesn't affect plastic.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you had your entire lower half bitten off by sharks but didn't care, you'd be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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