My date with the person above me was going great until...

Well. She got arrested. Lol

My husband showed up!

He caught me in his spider web.

She was more interested in Spiderman and his big "web"

I realized that her parents were younger than me

She told me it was a big deal and it doesn't happen to every guy!

she said she didn't have a yellow poka-dot bikini to wear out on my boat

She wanted me to have a Hollywood wax before putting on her bikini to win a bet

activities1 wrote: »

He wanted to wear my yellow polka dot bikini

How did you know i wanted that lol