Friends Lists: An MFP Dialogue

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    edited April 2019
    I never send out requests and usually never accept. Basically because I'm just lazy though. Then I'll get a wild hair and accept them randomly based on nothing at all other than my mood that day. I'm a shiit friend lately so idk why I still get requests. But I do love and appreciate the ones who still keep me around.
    Cheese....yes.
    Threesome....no.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Who do you add and why? Whoever sends me a friend request.
    Do you have criteria for who you will accept? No
    Are you shy about sending FRs out of a fear of rejection? No. I rarely send them out.
    Should MFP change it so that you are notified when someone unfriends you? No
    Will you taker back someone who has unfriended you? Yes
    Will you accept someone who rejected your FR and then sends you one of their own? Yes
    Do you like cheese? Yes
    Have you ever had a threesome? Yes
    How much yourself re you on other people's walls? ??
    Do you have any general knowledge you'd like to drop about FRs or your or others' FLs? Lots of it.
    Do you notice when someone unfriends you? No
    Could you say right now without looking how many friends you have here on MFP? About a dozen
    Do you want to leave an anonymous message for someone? No
    Do you want to sign a little song? No
    Do a little dance? No
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    I'm just here reading all the answers for #s 7 and 8.

    :D same... I've only been checking 8.

    There are so many variables to a yes answer, it could mean almost anything
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,287 Member
    I only add people that are fun drunks or smoke weed. B)

    Haha this is not true 😝
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    1. Who do you add and why?

      Only the best of the best of the best. because I want to lull them into a false sense of security and then, when they least expect it, POUNCE!

    2. Do you have criteria for who you will accept?

      Yes. I generally only accept FRs with a link to graphic videos of marmot rutting.

    3. Are you shy about sending FRs out of a fear of rejection?

      I AM REJECTION!

    4. Should MFP change it so that you are notified when someone unfriends you?

      Yes. You should get a notification wherever you are. Even in the shower. It should be loud.

    5. Will you taker back someone who has unfriended you?

      It depends on why they abandoned me. Sometimes yes. Sometimes no. Sometimes *kitten* you.

    6. Will you accept someone who rejected your FR and then sends you one of their own?

      If they sufficiently prostate themselves to my glory.

    7. Do you like cheese?

      Of course. I'm not a *kitten* monster.

    8. Have you ever had a threesome?

      I don't like to talk about it, but I was the product of a threesome so I engage in them as often as possible trying to discern who my real dad was.

    9. How much yourself re you on other people's walls?

      As much as MFP will allow. Sometimes I have to just post links to the really dirty stuff.

    10. Do you have any general knowledge you'd like to drop about FRs or your or others' FLs?

      Always curse in FRs. Randomly delete one person from your FL every All Souls Day and never acknowledge them again. Do it for Jesus.

    11. Do you notice when someone unfriends you?

      Yes. No. Maybe. I SEE YOU!

    12. Could you say right now without looking how many friends you have here on MFP?

      I could, but I would have to kill you.

    13. Do you want to leave an anonymous message for someone?

      You REALLY should have told her about the genital warts.

    14. Do you want to sign a little song?

      This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.

    15. Do a little dance?

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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    1. Who do you add and why?

      Only the best of the best of the best. because I want to lull them into a false sense of security and then, when they least expect it, POUNCE!

    2. Do you have criteria for who you will accept?

      Yes. I generally only accept FRs with a link to graphic videos of marmot rutting.

    3. Are you shy about sending FRs out of a fear of rejection?

      I AM REJECTION!

    4. Should MFP change it so that you are notified when someone unfriends you?

      Yes. You should get a notification wherever you are. Even in the shower. It should be loud.

    5. Will you taker back someone who has unfriended you?

      It depends on why they abandoned me. Sometimes yes. Sometimes no. Sometimes *kitten* you.

    6. Will you accept someone who rejected your FR and then sends you one of their own?

      If they sufficiently prostate themselves to my glory.

    7. Do you like cheese?

      Of course. I'm not a *kitten* monster.

    8. Have you ever had a threesome?

      I don't like to talk about it, but I was the product of a threesome so I engage in them as often as possible trying to discern who my real dad was.

    9. How much yourself re you on other people's walls?

      As much as MFP will allow. Sometimes I have to just post links to the really dirty stuff.

    10. Do you have any general knowledge you'd like to drop about FRs or your or others' FLs?

      Always curse in FRs. Randomly delete one person from your FL every All Souls Day and never acknowledge them again. Do it for Jesus.

    11. Do you notice when someone unfriends you?

      Yes. No. Maybe. I SEE YOU!

    12. Could you say right now without looking how many friends you have here on MFP?

      I could, but I would have to kill you.

    13. Do you want to leave an anonymous message for someone?

      You REALLY should have told her about the genital warts.

    14. Do you want to sign a little song?

      This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.

    15. Do a little dance?

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    And that’s how it’s done.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,373 Member
    edited April 2019
    Who do you add and why? I add people I have something in common with, usually we've interacted on threads
    Do you have criteria for who you will accept? Not really as long as they're familiar to me
    Are you shy about sending FRs out of a fear of rejection? A little I guess
    Should MFP change it so that you are notified when someone unfriends you? No
    Will you taker back someone who has unfriended you? Probably not
    Will you accept someone who rejected your FR and then sends you one of their own? Maybe, if it was done in error
    Do you like cheese? omg yes
    Have you ever had a threesome? No, but a foursome
    How much yourself re you on other people's walls? Very little
    Do you have any general knowledge you'd like to drop about FRs or your or others' FLs? Nope
    Do you notice when someone unfriends you? Nope
    Could you say right now without looking how many friends you have here on MFP? Not with any accuracy. Probably between 20 - 30
    Do you want to leave an anonymous message for someone? Nope
    Do you want to sign a little song? Definitely not
    Do a little dance? Not that either
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?
    🔥
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?

    I bet Swanny already has the application forms drawn up.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?
    🔥

    That’s called flaming cheese
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?
    🔥

    That’s called flaming cheese

    opa!
  • Glazed_and_Confused
    Glazed_and_Confused Posts: 1,307 Member
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?

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  • Coffee0ooYummy
    Coffee0ooYummy Posts: 30 Member
    edited April 2019

    [*] Who do you add and why? Just about anyone

    [*] Do you have criteria for who you will accept? As long as I don't get the creeps from them

    [*] Are you shy about sending FRs out of a fear of rejection? No

    [*] Should MFP change it so that you are notified when someone unfriends you? No, if you don't notice, you weren't paying attention to them anyway

    [*] Will you taker back someone who has unfriended you? Yeah why not, they realized they got rid of a goid thing :) ..... I'm sweet :)

    [*] Will you accept someone who rejected your FR and then sends you one of their own? Yup mighta been an oopsy

    [*] Do you like cheese? Yup

    [*] Have you ever had a threesome? Yup confessed it to my Priest

    [*] How much yourself re you on other people's walls? Just got back to MFP. So not much cause my friends list disappeared..... Was put on a medication gained some weight need to lose it ugh

    [*] Do you have any general knowledge you'd like to drop about FRs or your or others' FLs? No

    [*] Do you notice when someone unfriends you? I usually don't get unfriended that I know of...

    [*] Could you say right now without looking how many friends you have here on MFP? Yup .... just got back ..... 0... So add me dang it

    [*] Do you want to leave an anonymous message for someone?
    Why? Think I'd rather they know who it's coming from

    [*] Do you want to sign a little song?
    Sing I love to sing

    [*] Do a little dance? My knees hurt but I'll do a little boogie lol


  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?
    🔥

    That’s called flaming cheese

    opa!

    I worked in a Greek restaurant once, I wasn't allowed to light the cheese because of this one incident. I'm still miffed about it.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    I only add people I detest. So I have ample material to detest them on.

    And here I thought you loved me
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?
    🔥

    That’s called flaming cheese

    opa!

    I worked in a Greek restaurant once, I wasn't allowed to light the cheese because of this one incident. I'm still miffed about it.

    Lighting the cheese would be the best, I’m sorry for your incident (and the restaurant’s lack of forgiveness)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Do I get bonus points if I am able to eat cheese and have a threesome simultaneously?
    🔥

    That’s called flaming cheese

    opa!

    I worked in a Greek restaurant once, I wasn't allowed to light the cheese because of this one incident. I'm still miffed about it.

    Lighting the cheese would be the best, I’m sorry for your incident (and the restaurant’s lack of forgiveness)

    I may go back there some day, just walk in light some cheese and walk out.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    1. I don’t add anyone typically. I don’t think I’m the greatest friend as I’m usually pretty busy to be really supportive, so I do everyone a fav and don’t send the request. I do accept them, but very, very seldom do I send them. Exceptions are people who I think are hilarious, or I really relate too. Also I thought you hated me for like the longest time, so while I think you are hilarious this is why I didn’t send a FR my Golden God.

    2. I have a criteria. I don’t accept anyone who doesn’t send a message and I’ve not interacted with since I’ve had some pretty scary interactions with people on here. I don’t accept really new people for the same reasons.

    3. No. I’m cool if people don’t want me on their list. Some like it small and with people they interact with most. Or not everyone is going to like me, it’s fine.

    4. No. If they have some part in my online life, I will notice.

    5. Yes. People have falling outs, they go through things where they want a smaller list, maybe I offended them or whatever. I give second chances.

    6. Yes. Same reason as 5.

    7. Obvs.

    8. Yes. Me, you and Olivia Munn. Wait yeah, that was a dream. Never-mind. I’ll carry on.

    9. I’m a toned down version of the crazy that I really am. So that’s saying something.

    10. Yes. “Hey Sexi” is a lame message with a FR. It’s an immediate decline. Like at least be inventive. Something like “good evening you fiery vixen, I’d love to feed you grapes and caress your...

    Kidding. I only welcome sexy flirting from my already friends.

    11. Not usually. Like I said, if they are important, I’ll notice.

    12. 80 something, closer to 90.

    13. Yes. You deleted me and I did notice. Because I think you’re really funny and sweet so admittedly I was kinda upset. But just know, I still think all those things of you and take no offence.

    And for the people who come and go, come and go. People will only send the FR so many times after, it doesn’t mean they don’t still think you’re awesomesauce.

    14. I always want to sing.

    15. I always want to dance.
  • Punksprincess83
    Punksprincess83 Posts: 222 Member
    edited April 2019
    [*] Who do you add and why?

    I will add anyone that wants to be my friend. OMG that totally sounded desperate.

    [*] Do you have criteria for who you will accept?

    No.

    [*] Are you shy about sending FRs out of a fear of rejection?

    Yes. I am very shy until you get to know me.

    [*] Should MFP change it so that you are notified when someone unfriends you?

    No.

    [*] Will you taker back someone who has unfriended you?

    Yes.

    [*] Will you accept someone who rejected your FR and then sends you one of their own?

    Yes.

    [*] Do you like cheese?

    Love cheese.

    [*] Have you ever had a threesome?

    No I don't like to share. I am a very jealous woman.

    [*] How much yourself are you on other people's walls?

    I comment as much as possible.

    [*] Do you have any general knowledge you'd like to drop about FRs or your or others' FLs?

    No.

    [*] Do you notice when someone unfriends you?

    No.

    [*] Could you say right now without looking how many friends you have here on MFP?

    Yes.

    [*] Do you want to leave an anonymous message for someone?

    A few but like I said earlier I am extremely shy and yea it's like being back in high school shy.

    [*] Do you want to sign a little song?

    I sing all the time in the shower, in my bedroom, in my car. I love to sing.

    [*] Do a little dance?

    Depends on how much alcohol is in my system. If I proceed to do a little dance that will lead in to make a little love and that will totally lead in to getting down tonight. 😂

  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    Cheese, yes
    Message, ...
    Dance, my favorite part of the day
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  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    I only add people I detest. So I have ample material to detest them on.

    And here I thought you loved me
    There's always exceptions to the rule :heart:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    1. I don’t add anyone typically. I don’t think I’m the greatest friend as I’m usually pretty busy to be really supportive, so I do everyone a fav and don’t send the request. I do accept them, but very, very seldom do I send them. Exceptions are people who I think are hilarious, or I really relate too. Also I thought you hated me for like the longest time, so while I think you are hilarious this is why I didn’t send a FR my Golden God.

    See, I thought sure YOU hated me, lol. But in the end I was all, “Fudge it. If’n she does she can deny me, but I will CK Dexter Haven this redhead until she does.”


    2. I have a criteria. I don’t accept anyone who doesn’t send a message and I’ve not interacted with since I’ve had some pretty scary interactions with people on here. I don’t accept really new people for the same reasons.

    3. No. I’m cool if people don’t want me on their list. Some like it small and with people they interact with most. Or not everyone is going to like me, it’s fine.

    4. No. If they have some part in my online life, I will notice.

    5. Yes. People have falling outs, they go through things where they want a smaller list, maybe I offended them or whatever. I give second chances.

    6. Yes. Same reason as 5.

    7. Obvs.

    8. Yes. Me, you and Olivia Munn. Wait yeah, that was a dream. Never-mind. I’ll carry on.

    Oh, Lucy. You got some ‘splainin’ to do. Oh the PMs I foresee!


    9. I’m a toned down version of the crazy that I really am. So that’s saying something.

    10. Yes. “Hey Sexi” is a lame message with a FR. It’s an immediate decline. Like at least be inventive. Something like “good evening you fiery vixen, I’d love to feed you grapes and caress your...

    Kidding. I only welcome sexy flirting from my already friends.

    See above. X infinity.


    11. Not usually. Like I said, if they are important, I’ll notice.

    12. 80 something, closer to 90.

    13. Yes. You deleted me and I did notice. Because I think you’re really funny and sweet so admittedly I was kinda upset. But just know, I still think all those things of you and take no offence.

    And for the people who come and go, come and go. People will only send the FR so many times after, it doesn’t mean they don’t still think you’re awesomesauce.

    14. I always want to sing.

    MFP Karaoke Night? Duets?


    15. I always want to dance.
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