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    Stop it! Stop it right now!

    Posts: 1,040 Member
    edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Just. STOP! If you drink one more sip of water you will gain weight! Think about it - 1 gallon weighs like 8 lbs. You'd be better off counting soda since it weighs less.

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    • Posts: 918 Member
      Ummm....are you out of your mind?
    • Posts: 407 Member
      LOL

      edited to add: "now you know a pound of soda weighs exactly the same as a pound of water!"
    • Posts: 275 Member
      Ummm....are you out of your mind?
      She's joking!
    • Posts: 662 Member
      ...what THE? you are joking right?
    • Posts: 409 Member
      Ummmm.... Hello?
    • Posts: 518 Member
      i drink air
    • Posts: 1,136 Member
      Ummm....are you out of your mind?

      She's serious. Stop it.
    • Posts: 3,394 Member
      I knew it! It's these damn water lobbyists who started that whole drink water myth!
    • Posts: 54
      Just. STOP! If you drink one more sip of water you will gain weight! Think about it - 1 gallon weighs like 8 lbs. You'd be better off counting soda since it weighs less.

      WTF....U go ahead, drink ALL the soda U want, I double dog dare u!
    • Posts: 544 Member
      think how much weight you gain by absorption when you go swimming...
    • Posts: 1,040 Member
      You know they're all wrong. I mean the only ppl who have any brains left anymore is the FDA. I mean look at their study of walnuts.
      For goodness sake ppl - walnuts are drugs!!!
    • Posts: 727 Member
      i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!
    • Posts: 1,040 Member
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      WTF....U go ahead, drink ALL the soda U want, I double dog dare u!

      Just for the record I don't drink soda. lol [parties are the only exception]
    • Posts: 4,089 Member
      meal replacement shakes are all you should consume. No water or food necessary. Of course, since no water, you have to just eat the shake powder....
    • Posts: 816 Member
      Hahahahahaha
    • Posts: 3,394 Member
      but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??
    • Posts: 166
      i drink air

      Hey me too!
    • Posts: 1,040 Member
      i HATE water!!! it is TOO WET!!!! BLEH!

      Yeah - can some effed up scientist plz make it less wet? & poss diet? && Ya know - WEIGH LESS!?!?!?!

      Thanks
    • Posts: 1,040 Member
      but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

      Draino
    • Posts: 727 Member
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      Yeah - can some effed up scientist plz make it less wet? & poss diet? && Ya know - WEIGH LESS!?!?!?!

      Thanks

      ^ Yes! This! I would love also if I could get my daily allotment of water in a small pill, so I don't actually have to drink it or feel it sloshing around inside of me.
    • Posts: 531
      :laugh: :noway: :devil: :drinker:
    • Posts: 409 Member
      but hold on, wait. how will i wash down my diet pills??

      With your diet pils, duh!
    • Posts: 1,094 Member
      You know they're all wrong. I mean the only ppl who have any brains left anymore is the FDA. I mean look at their study of walnuts.
      For goodness sake ppl - walnuts are drugs!!!

      Crap, well time to start hiding them with my acid and pot stash! :laugh:
    • Posts: 3,394 Member
      I wish they would invent a powdered water already. It would probably last a lot longer in the cupboard without spoil. I mean they do it for milk, so why not water? WTF, lame!
    • Posts: 229
      So are you saying i should have meal replacement shakes instead four times a day? :tongue: :drinker: :devil:
    • Posts: 727 Member
      So are you saying i should have meal replacement shakes instead four times a day? :tongue: :drinker: :devil:

      Absolutely! You should get at least 64 ounces of them. I aim for 1 gallon every day! Sometimes I get tired of it though, and drink the rest of the ounces in whiskey.
    • Posts: 3,386 Member
      I absorb the humidity out of the air through my pores. I'm like an epiphyte, only I get out slightly more often.
    • Posts: 727 Member
      I absorb the humidity out of the air through my pores. I'm like an epiphyte, only I get out slightly more often.

      OOoooohh. Is there an app for that?
    • Posts: 229
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      Absolutely! You should get at least 64 ounces of them. I aim for 1 gallon every day! Sometimes I get tired of it though, and drink the rest of the ounces in whiskey.







      Ya i should go buy some booze too and count as water !!!!:drinker:
    • Posts: 1,809 Member
      I never drink water.....fish have sex in water.....think about it....fish jizz is in our water system and the government is doing NOTHING about it.
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