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Your last day on earth hypothetically

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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    MIltonBradley1 wrote: »
    @RomaineCalm wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    my poor broken limited brain struggles with this

    or is it that my desires really are that basic?

    i want to get the dishes done first.

    then

    i want to be out in the sunshine and climbing a big hill beside a noisy river, listening to wind in the tops of the pines, watching the squirrels flit in the dappled light.

    i want to kiss a good-smelling man long and deep and tell him sincerely that i love him.

    i want to laugh with my kids at the antics of my stupid dogs.

    and then i want to lie down in clean sheets, under a down comforter, lilacs or peonies from the garden in great-grandma’s vase on the side table. i want to close my eyes and listen to the quiet night.

    and say thank you. it’s been so good.

    I'm not crying, you're crying.

    Hey, I was checking out your legs. Impressive manscaping there, dude.

    Thanks, bruh.
  • julesdechaine
    julesdechaine Posts: 138 Member
    Sex. And lots of it.
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  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    julesdechaine wrote: »
    Sex. And lots of it.

    why wait?
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    julesdechaine wrote: »
    Sex. And lots of it.

    why wait?

    indeed
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  • AwesomeOpossum74
    AwesomeOpossum74 Posts: 106 Member
    Take a ride in orbit around my planet. Play a last game of D&D with good friends.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    I suspect it would involve exacting vengeance... I haven't worked out the details yet....
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    Last day on earth hmmmm.... run naked through a soccer field probably
  • Daisy_Girl2019
    Daisy_Girl2019 Posts: 209 Member
    I'm immortal.
  • bannock_and_biceps
    bannock_and_biceps Posts: 82 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I’d finally order one of each donut off the menu. I would eat ramen to my hearts content. But that would probably be after I shagged captain America, climed Mount Everest and found a cure for cancer.

    i'll come treat you to all the donuts. and thanks for the cancer cure Meg <3
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Sit naked on the counter of baskin Robbins and eat all the ice creams
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  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    SurfyYoSurfy wrote: »
    I wouldn't do anything out of the ordinary, just things I love. I'd smoke a huge joint while watching the sunrise or set. Making love with my man. Eating a fresh pineapple by the fire with my cat beside me. Surf, surf, surf...

    I like this plan
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    SurfyYoSurfy wrote: »
    I wouldn't do anything out of the ordinary, just things I love. I'd smoke a huge joint while watching the sunrise or set. Making love with my man. Eating a fresh pineapple by the fire with my cat beside me. Surf, surf, surf...

    ❤️
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