We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • ElC_76
    ElC_76 Posts: 3,054 Member
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    He was leached on to Jo
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although we shared the same taste in a shampoo, we could never agree on a conditioner...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I was suspicious when I found shampoo at his house.. he's bald, so who was the shampoo for? :/
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    You still got me babe.. c'mere.. 🤗
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    I was only using him to get to Jo.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    We didn't.. we're bff
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I was only using him to get to Jo.

    Me too
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
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    He kept borrowing my snap back hats and giving them to strangers
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He had fleas....not on him...he spent all his time training them for his circus
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He kept trying to superglue hair on my chin so I could be the bearded lady in his circus.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    He ran away to join Humas flea circus.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    According to her - I promised her heaven but put her through hell. She also said that I gave love a bad name...
  • jestog63
    jestog63 Posts: 84 Member
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    Got home after a long weekend away and found the toilet seat left up.
  • jestog63
    jestog63 Posts: 84 Member
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    Th day we met she was the perfect woman for me, a hundred pounds later she was too much woman for me. This is just a game right, don't want no haters freaking out.
  • jestog63
    jestog63 Posts: 84 Member
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    Lady in the office just told me ... 8th grade education but just recently learned how to spell chlamydia.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    He was answering himself over and over 😛
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
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    What? We broke up?
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He didn't keep up with current events he thought Nixon was still the President of the United States!
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
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    He ate too many m&M's and didn't share.😋
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    She Stole all my M&Ms

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