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  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    Gustaaf85 wrote: »
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    Part time rapper and full time surgeon. As you can guess, being a surgeon provides plenty of money to pay the bills, but you craved more, you wanted to express yourself. You have come out with some great hits such as, "nobody knows what it's like to cut this *mother* up" and "the feels when you heals." You have a cult following and some have found our your secret identity even though you try so hard to hide it. You live in Seattle with your wife Nancy, your two sons, Otto and Mikey, and your pet turtle, Slow-Boy.

    Someone thaught this through, lol

    My mind is a crazy place!
  • Ginny2442
    Ginny2442 Posts: 55 Member
    Owner of a doggy day care , knows every dog and owner by name
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    Purveyor of "slightly used" grilled cheese sandwiches.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I'm thinking he would be a perfect Trump wall supervisor!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    rodeo clown
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Olympic skating judge.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Bat boy for the BO Sox.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Tomb raider.

    LOL.... He's not a tomb raider. He's what tomb raiders find. :lol:
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    Traveling door to door vacuum salesman. He has a dream that he will someday sell insurance but he isn't very good with numbers, so it seems it just isn't in the cards for him. Since he's so terrible with numbers, he often under charges people so he struggles financially. He eats peanuts constantly and throws the shells all around him, vacuuming them up to show how effective his products are. He enjoys very spicy chili and drinks Hawaiian punch with rum, and spends his free time with his wife Mary Anne and his cockatoo, Paprika.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    amyjsparkles wrote: »
    Traveling door to door vacuum salesman. He has a dream that he will someday sell insurance but he isn't very good with numbers, so it seems it just isn't in the cards for him. Since he's so terrible with numbers, he often under charges people so he struggles financially. He eats peanuts constantly and throws the shells all around him, vacuuming them up to show how effective his products are. He enjoys very spicy chili and drinks Hawaiian punch with rum, and spends his free time with his wife Mary Anne and his cockatoo, Paprika.

    Not bad. However, I would never have a pet bird. Of all the animals, to me it is cruelest to keep them as pets. However, if I did, I probably would name it Paprika.

    The rest seems spot on!

    She runs a two-card monte hustle but is always losing and can't figure out why.
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    He lost his shirt in a one-card Monty hustle. Now works the "guess how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back" racket.
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    Part time WWE wrestler. He used to do it full time back when it was WWF, but he got mad about the name change (and hates saving endangered species) so he spends a lot of his time protesting against saving animals. Also enjoys playing tennis semi professionally on the weekends. He drives a 67 Chevy Nova and spends time with his pet iguana, Ricardo, his pet chicken, Pedro, and his amazing girlfriend, Amy Jo.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional zombie movie extra
  • dallion1
    dallion1 Posts: 226 Member
    Pigeon trainer
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Salsa instructor
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    bartender
  • Liana_Ish
    Liana_Ish Posts: 671 Member
    Professor
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    Makeup artist
  • Liana_Ish
    Liana_Ish Posts: 671 Member
    Coach
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    I guess I can't name you twice?
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    Teacher
  • Ruben_244
    Ruben_244 Posts: 258 Member
    IT Dept
  • Liana_Ish
    Liana_Ish Posts: 671 Member
    Food tester. :p
  • Ruben_244
    Ruben_244 Posts: 258 Member
    Business Owner
  • Liana_Ish
    Liana_Ish Posts: 671 Member
    Ruben_244 wrote: »
    Business Owner

    #goals
  • SallyLuvsFitness
    SallyLuvsFitness Posts: 13,724 Member
    Makeup artist
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
    Fitness model
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    MMA
  • ChrisCatMama
    ChrisCatMama Posts: 1,038 Member
    Teacher
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    High powered attorney. Dealing solely in cat custody cases.

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