Rules of Bacon

Sasssy69
Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
Because there should always be rules:

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  • soknurdy
    soknurdy Posts: 74 Member
    Sounds like bacon is some serious man candy.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    This is all true. I just looked the whole list up. It checks out.
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
    The rule s in my house.

    1. Bacon must be turkey bacon
    2. Bacon must be almost burnt.
    3. If my husband cooks me bacon for breakfast, he may get laid lol
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBACONmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I like to wrap myself up in bacon and call it foreplay.
  • ebramlett
    ebramlett Posts: 306 Member
    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................

    OMG. I'm all tingly now.
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    There is another bacon rule.

    Never fry it in the nude.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    There is another bacon rule.

    Never fry it in the nude.

    Hey, that's my rule too!
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
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  • durangocal
    durangocal Posts: 90 Member
    You learned this by experience I presume??? Ouch... :wink:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I like to wrap myself up in bacon and call it foreplay.
    marry me.
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    I''m wearing clothes made out of bacon right now!
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  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................

    OMG
  • sevencallmemom
    sevencallmemom Posts: 505 Member
    Bacon is always the answer...
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    I'm glad someone else has a love affair with bacon the same way I do. :heart: :heart:
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    bacon.jpg

    Not only is bacon being received, but the hands appear to be clapping with joyous anticipation. I do this!
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    Bacon has ALOT of calories
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    Bacon has ALOT of calories

    Which is why it is ironic to post it on a weightloss site. Kind of like laughing at death. If we can joke about bacon, it will not have such a big hold over us. "This is not the bacon you are seeking. Move on."

    I hate it when my humor is lost.
  • jwerman
    jwerman Posts: 176
    Bacon has ALOT of calories
    Oy! Really?? Spoil the fun...actually bacon only has 46 calories! Ok, moving on...

    Mmmmm, despite the spoiler, I'm dreaming of jalapenos with cream cheese in the middle, wrapped in bacon on the grill! *** (Oops, excuse the drool!)***
  • jwerman
    jwerman Posts: 176
    Sometimes, just the smell of bacon will get you laid! LOL! "You made bacon?! ...Let's GO!" ;)
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    Bacon has ALOT of calories
    Oy! Really?? Spoil the fun...actually bacon only has 46 calories! Ok, moving on...

    Mmmmm, despite the spoiler, I'm dreaming of jalapenos with cream cheese in the middle, wrapped in bacon on the grill! *** (Oops, excuse the drool!)***

    OMG. I'm just...I just...HOLY MOLY! This just makes me want to cry happy tears. I can actually smell it. I'm going to make these some day. And then I'm going to eat ten in a row without stopping. What? I'll put fat free cream cheese in the jalapenos. And bacon only has 46 calories. I'm good.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    There are NO rules for bacon.

    It's the perfect side with any dish.
    It's the perfect pairing for any dessert, drink, sandwich.
    It's perfect by itself. Crispy, Limp.
    Wrapped around any other meat.
    Stuffed in a roast.
    In any side dish.
    Appettizer.
    Reward.
    Foreplay.
    Make edible panties. (Note--Let it cool first)

    I hasve yet to find an undesirable use for bacon.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    Sometimes, just the smell of bacon will get you laid! LOL! "You made bacon?! ...Let's GO!" ;)

    I know it's what I cook up when I'm wanting The Sex. The key is to make the bacon part of the foreplay. Best of both worlds. :wink:
  • corapie
    corapie Posts: 21 Member
    Turkey bacon is NOT bacon. Gross!
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    Bacon has ALOT of calories
    Oy! Really?? Spoil the fun...actually bacon only has 46 calories! Ok, moving on...

    Mmmmm, despite the spoiler, I'm dreaming of jalapenos with cream cheese in the middle, wrapped in bacon on the grill! *** (Oops, excuse the drool!)***

    OMG. I'm just...I just...HOLY MOLY! This just makes me want to cry happy tears. I can actually smell it. I'm going to make these some day. And then I'm going to eat ten in a row without stopping. What? I'll put fat free cream cheese in the jalapenos. And bacon only has 46 calories. I'm good.

    Lol I was just trying to be the party pooper
    You made me more hungry with your bacon talk and recipes and I wanted to ruin it all!!!
    And I failed people will always stand up for bacon :(
  • xo_jewel_xo
    xo_jewel_xo Posts: 696 Member
    Turkey bacon is NOT bacon. Gross!

    Also - turkey bacon has tons more sodium! Double Gross.

    I cannot think of a single scenario where bacon would be an unacceptable option.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    Whyyyyyyy did I click on this?? Now I want bacon!!! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: The calories don't bother me, but we are flat broke.
  • chorgi
    chorgi Posts: 221
    Everything is better with bacon. :)
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