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  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    We were both into onfirewithin and we decided that since we were always talking about him on all our dates we should just go pursue him.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    I had to go away for work and i guess while I was away we broke up!
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    He went away for work and forgot about me.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    She told me having me around was killing her superhero vibe!
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
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    Life with her never quite seemed real. It always felt like a cartoon.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    he told me he was better at long distance relationships and could I move 5,000 miles away!
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
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    He understood far too well my sometimes overly introverted tendencies and need for distance from people and it creeped me out.
  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 989 Member
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    We had different definitions of 'going the distance.'
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
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    He was always getting Disney songs stuck in my head.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    He was out of my league and he was always reminding me of that.
    But man oh man, I miss that beard 🥰
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
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    Her self deprecating humor always drove me crazy because she wouldn't admit how amazing she was at making me want to be a better person.
  • DawnLahrCygiel
    DawnLahrCygiel Posts: 6 Member
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    he would not stop trying on my clothes
  • OGingerBeardMan
    OGingerBeardMan Posts: 156 Member
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    She was upset because I was always in her pants.
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    I was very upset that he was always in Dawn’s pants. I knew it! Caught ya!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    She was loud. I mean really loud

    I thought you were fine with that.


    You're right...I am. Nevermind

  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
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    skahtboi wrote: »
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    She was loud. I mean really loud

    I thought you were fine with that.


    You're right...I am. Nevermind

    I’m so glad we worked through that. I’m sorry that we ended up breaking up because you weren’t loud enough.

  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 989 Member
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    She said she wanted to work out, but she meant with her ex, not at the gym.
  • davemacdonald31
    davemacdonald31 Posts: 196 Member
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    He plays for a women's hockey team
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    KADFoodisFuel wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    She was loud. I mean really loud

    I thought you were fine with that.


    You're right...I am. Nevermind

    I’m so glad we worked through that. I’m sorry that we ended up breaking up because you weren’t loud enough.

    Not loud enough?? The neighbors called the cops on me!

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited April 2019
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    Dave hated hockey, .. I loved it :(

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