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What's YOUR weakness when it comes to the opposite gender?

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  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Member Posts: 917 Member Member Posts: 917 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    Redheads. Blondes and Brunettes too but I have absolutely no composure when it comes to a redhead.

    Twins! I like my women not bald too!
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    I enjoy anyone who makes fart jokes. Potty humor is always a plus, especially when incorrect grammar is used. Of course, all this must be done while wearing a wardrobe consisting of burlap and hemp twine.
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I enjoy anyone who makes fart jokes. Potty humor is always a plus, especially when incorrect grammar is used. Of course, all this must be done while wearing a wardrobe consisting of burlap and hemp twine

    My favorite kind of loincloth
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I enjoy anyone who makes fart jokes. Potty humor is always a plus, especially when incorrect grammar is used. Of course, all this must be done while wearing a wardrobe consisting of burlap and hemp twine

    My favorite kind of loincloth

    As far as loincloths go, it’s tough to beat the ol gasoline-soaked-rag for both style and performance
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Member Posts: 917 Member Member Posts: 917 Member
    Bronchitis
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    <redacted>
  • sillypandassillypandas Member Posts: 53 Member Member Posts: 53 Member
    Their smile, Tattoos
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    A stake through the heart

    or

    A steak through the mouth
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Member Posts: 4,278 Member Member Posts: 4,278 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    A stake through the heart

    or

    A steak through the mouth

    Fun with homophones
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    A stake through the heart

    or

    A steak through the mouth

    Fun with homophones

    It's a weird kink, but <shrugs> everyone's a little bit freaky
  • John5877John5877 Member Posts: 12 Member Member Posts: 12 Member
    lol...this thread title hasn't aged well.
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    "bless this mess" decorative wall art
  • JohnnytotheBJohnnytotheB Member Posts: 361 Member Member Posts: 361 Member
    Hair and eyes.
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Member Posts: 917 Member Member Posts: 917 Member
    Probably just like a nice face or something
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Member, Premium Posts: 14,095 Member Member, Premium Posts: 14,095 Member
    If he calls me sweet names
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    She knows it without me havin to tell her
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Member Posts: 4,278 Member Member Posts: 4,278 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    She knows it without me havin to tell her

    Yes, and making it explicit is so nice sometimes.
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