You have GOT to be kidding me...
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Well, someone who is 25 then??? That's a good whole number! Why do they annoy you? lol
The younger guys I've met are more emotional and needy *LOL* I think I'm just very content with my independence at this point. I'm a single mom, the boy comes first. In my experience younger guys want more time together and don't really understand my "mom" time comes first - my kid doesn't meet people I date. I date, my five year old does not. And that can be a problem for the younger ones to get.
I'm good with seeing a guy a couple times a week. I really do value my independence.0 -
Or send it to his work address with the same note, and addressed to his secratary, and let the office gossip do the rest.You should go to your local novelty store and buy him some accessories such as gay porn and anal beads. Try to get quite a bit of stuff...
Then take it home and unpackage it all (so you can't tell its new) then mail it to his mothers house and include a note explaining that you tried to mail it to him but it came back and you aren't sure how to get in touch with him.
Your move *kitten*!
bahaha...best suggestion yet :happy:
i agree, this is a great idea.
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Kitchen dishes $50
Beautiful pink monogrammed bamboo robe $120
Breaking up via Text PRICELESS0 -
My biggest question is....who the hell spends $120 on a robe? 0.o
I've got a Juicy Couture robe that was $90 when it first came out but I bought it at the end of season on clearance for $45. I bought it b/c it has an empire waist tie and ruffles so it is much cuter! I almost never wear it though, I dry my hair in the nude, get dressed then put on makeup, there really is no robe time!
Ps: sorry for the bad luck, I agree with the Judge Judy suggestion 0 -
I like the suggestions
But I like to keep my crazy very well hidden... :bigsmile:0 -
Well, someone who is 25 then??? That's a good whole number! Why do they annoy you? lol
The younger guys I've met are more emotional and needy *LOL* I think I'm just very content with my independence at this point. I'm a single mom, the boy comes first. In my experience younger guys want more time together and don't really understand my "mom" time comes first - my kid doesn't meet people I date. I date, my five year old does not. And that can be a problem for the younger ones to get.
I'm good with seeing a guy a couple times a week. I really do value my independence.
jesus this sounds like my life written all over....but i've never had my stuff returned. girl, when you figure this *kitten* out can you let me know??!!0 -
I am impressed that you are so composed about this. I would be fuming and plotting my revenge as we speak.
He is not worth an minute of my emotions. Figured that out, as painful as it was, a year ago.
He's not worth a minute of your emotions?
Apparently he is worth a morning of posts, though.0 -
Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.
And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)
*****es be crazy.0 -
Ugh. What a d-bag. I feel ya, girl. It sounds like you're a strong lady and have moved on. I like your "I'm going to take the high road" attitude. I have my share of dating horror stories. At least my last boyfriend before my current significant other was kind enough to break up with me in an email instead of via text. :-/0
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So lame! We didn't have cell phones before how would he break up if they didn't invent the text messaging?0
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Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.
And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)
*****es be crazy.
It's sad when people lack a sense of humor. Really it is. Laughter to me is life.0 -
I am impressed that you are so composed about this. I would be fuming and plotting my revenge as we speak.
He is not worth an minute of my emotions. Figured that out, as painful as it was, a year ago.
He's not worth a minute of your emotions?
Apparently he is worth a morning of posts, though.
Morning? Where the hell do you live
It is indeed entertaining to me. Why would I not post about it? I will not, however, get furious and plot revenge *LOL* But post about it? You betcha. 0 -
dude, the cost of this loser was broken dishes. not bad. why was your stuff at his place? 0
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Why does it seem appropriate to troll somebody, alert the world via email, destroy someone's credibility via cyberspace over a break up? A simple break up of a relationship that was only 3 months old anyway.
His text was innapropriate.
Your response was inappropriate.
A large majority of these posts are inappropriate.
There is a silver lining to this episode though. A cautionary tale. A call to action, if you will.
I'm sending my wife roses to her workplace.0 -
Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.
And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)
*****es be crazy.
Really? THAT makes us crazy? Honey, there is so much more you could point to than people joking around on a message board as proof to crazy.
And anyone that returns broken **** a year after a break-up will get made fun of in my world. Man or woman. Cause that's just ridiculous.0 -
Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.
And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)
*****es be crazy.
It's sad when people lack a sense of humor. Really it is. Laughter to me is life.
I guess me and my lack of sense of humour will live. It's a hard life, really it is.0 -
My biggest question is....who the hell spends $120 on a robe? 0.o
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Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.
And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)
*****es be crazy.
It's sad when people lack a sense of humor. Really it is. Laughter to me is life.
I guess me and my lack of sense of humour will live. It's a hard life, really it is.
Yeah it is, brother from another mother!0 -
Why does it seem appropriate to troll somebody, alert the world via email, destroy someone's credibility via cyberspace over a break up? A simple break up of a relationship that was only 3 months old anyway.
His text was innapropriate.
Your response was inappropriate.
A large majority of these posts are inappropriate.
There is a silver lining to this episode though. A cautionary tale. A call to action, if you will.
I'm sending my wife roses to her workplace.
Dude, I destroyed nothing. No one knows who this man is. Calm down. I didn't "alert the world" of anything other than to share MY tragic dating stories.0 -
i don't get it....he sends you're stuff back and you're upset about it??? Doesn't the thought count :P0
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Someone suggested doing the cougar thing on this site. Is that a 35 year old female going after a 19 year old male? Or are you talking about a 45 year old going after a 21 year old? Now I now it is now in vogue to accept these types of relationships for mature females. It is almost celebrated by most.
Why do females call men who do the same "horrible" since now it is admired when females do this? I need clarification!0 -
Someone suggested doing the cougar thing on this site. Is that a 35 year old female going after a 19 year old male? Or are you talking about a 45 year old going after a 21 year old? Now I now it is now in vogue to accept these types of relationships for mature females. It is almost celebrated by most.
Why do females call men who do the same "horrible" since now it is admired when females do this? I need clarification!
Not all women do, first of all 0 -
Am I missing something here? The sum total of this story appears to be: boy meets girl. Boy splits up with girl. Boy is really cr*p at packing.
And the proportionate response to that is: send him poop, post his dating profile so he can be stalked or send gay porn to his mother's house (and what does his mother have to do with any of this?)
*****es be crazy.
Am I missing something here? I thought this was the chit-chat, fun, and games thread...
His mother has nothing to do with anything - I was being funny... haha... I didn't really mean spend your hard earned money on crap to embarrass the *kitten*. But it is very amusing to imagine how family dinners would go it someone were to send him a package like this.
Also, I've never known anybody that actually sends poop to someone else, and she DIDN'T post his dating profile...
Soooo, maybe you and your 'lack of sense of humour' (that's humor, here in America) should stay off the fun and game thread?0 -
Yeah it is, brother from another mother!
How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...0 -
Yeah it is, brother from another mother!
How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...
A LOT can happen over the course of a day ;-)0 -
Just wow. Rewind a year. I'm dating a 42 year old ER doctor for a little over 3 months. The day I'm supposed to go out of town to a wedding with him he breaks up with me... via text message. Via. Text.
OK, anyhow, he didn't want to continue dating, fine whatever. I didn't reply to his break-up text. Sent a simple email a few days letter saying I was sorry for whatever transpired and wished him the best and asked him to return my belongings. I could easily pick them up while he was at work if he'd leave them in a box. No reply... of course.
Well, one year later, a box just showed up here at work. My $120 beautiful pink monogrammed bamboo robe, my kitchen dishes (casseroles, etc) as I used to always cook for him. The robe he used as packing material, and all of the dishes are broken hence slicing said robe.
My word. He's 42. And a doctor. And completely clueless on seemingly the simplest of things.
What a jackaloon. Tape the box back up, write "Return to Sender / Refused" on the box.0 -
Can you repack it and "return to sender" ...what a freaking a'hole...
This is exactly what I would do. You have been without the stuff for a year so you must not REALLY need it any way. I would return to send....good riddance to him and the stuff.0 -
Someone suggested doing the cougar thing on this site. Is that a 35 year old female going after a 19 year old male? Or are you talking about a 45 year old going after a 21 year old? Now I now it is now in vogue to accept these types of relationships for mature females. It is almost celebrated by most.
Why do females call men who do the same "horrible" since now it is admired when females do this? I need clarification!
No, not this site and I meant, why not someone a tad younger like 2-3 years younger not the whole 20 years her minor deal. And it was meant in a more nonchalant/joking way than anything else, nothing serious. And I don't know, I never celebrated Liz Taylor marrying that construction worker, 30 years younger than her, that was just........... awkward and weird to say the least. No celebration here buddy. To each their own, if old men (70) finds joy in married a 25 yr old lady, kudos for them. I have no idea what their conversations must be like.0 -
My biggest question is....who the hell spends $120 on a robe? 0.o
You've obviously never owned cashmere...0 -
Yeah it is, brother from another mother!
How very dare you. I'm not a hermaphrodite you know. Well last time I checked. Which was admittedly this morning...
A LOT can happen over the course of a day ;-)
Yeah, somebody might send me some poop. Or I might learn how to spell humour correctly. Me and my stupid spelling. Pfffft, You can't get the staff these days...0
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