If you had a potato...

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  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I would poke fakes eyes, nose, mouth, and ears and he would be my Mr. Potato friend. I would name him Ed.

    Any significance around the name Ed or just seemed like a potatoy name?

    Ed seems like a logical name for a potato friend.

    If you stick Ed upside down in a cup of water he’ll grow hair - true story
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    what if someone gave you a million bucks to eat a sackful of potatoes raw but the potatoes giggled every time you took a bite
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    A singular potato? That isn't enough to fulfill my potato needs. I would give it away.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what if someone gave you a million bucks to eat a sackful of potatoes raw but the potatoes giggled every time you took a bite

    Then I'd have a million bucks and distressing noises coming from my belly
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what if someone gave you a million bucks to eat a sackful of potatoes raw but the potatoes giggled every time you took a bite

    5 lb or 10 lb?
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what if someone gave you a million bucks to eat a sackful of potatoes raw but the potatoes giggled every time you took a bite

    A million bucks at the current inflation rate really isn’t that much.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what if someone gave you a million bucks to eat a sackful of potatoes raw but the potatoes giggled every time you took a bite

    I prefer my potatoes giggle. I would giggle louder...
    But, i am not a very large person? So, i would then vomit profusely.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    You may have my potato.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    You may have my potato.

    Thank you
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?

    This is the internet, so you probably should be, regardless of intent
  • CharlieCharlie007
    CharlieCharlie007 Posts: 246 Member
    Give it away. I do not like potatos
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    CharlieCharlie007 wrote: »
    Give it away. I do not like potatos

    But to who - who mother - your father - do you get it put it in. You - give it away give it away -

    Wait wrong thread
  • ChrisCatMama
    ChrisCatMama Posts: 1,038 Member
    I would carve a face on it, dress it in a costume and yell Sontar -ha! (Whovians would understand)
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I must cast my "potato" upon the waters...
  • Howard_M_Burgerz
    Howard_M_Burgerz Posts: 61 Member
    edited May 2019
    I too would give it away...Give someone a potato and you feed them for a day; teach them to grow potatos and you feed them for a lifetime
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    What kind of a monster gives away a potato??
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?

    This is the internet, so you probably should be, regardless of intent

    You both know me better than that.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    What kind of a monster gives away a potato??

    I'm glad you asked, and the answer is "a potato monster"
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    askeeney wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?

    This is the internet, so you probably should be, regardless of intent

    You both know me better than that.

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