If you had a potato...

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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?

    This is the internet, so you probably should be, regardless of intent
  • CharlieCharlie007
    CharlieCharlie007 Posts: 246 Member
    Give it away. I do not like potatos
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    CharlieCharlie007 wrote: »
    Give it away. I do not like potatos

    But to who - who mother - your father - do you get it put it in. You - give it away give it away -

    Wait wrong thread
  • ChrisCatMama
    ChrisCatMama Posts: 1,038 Member
    I would carve a face on it, dress it in a costume and yell Sontar -ha! (Whovians would understand)
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
    I must cast my "potato" upon the waters...
  • Howard_M_Burgerz
    Howard_M_Burgerz Posts: 61 Member
    edited May 2019
    I too would give it away...Give someone a potato and you feed them for a day; teach them to grow potatos and you feed them for a lifetime
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    What kind of a monster gives away a potato??
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?

    This is the internet, so you probably should be, regardless of intent

    You both know me better than that.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    What kind of a monster gives away a potato??

    I'm glad you asked, and the answer is "a potato monster"
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    askeeney wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    @askeeney wrote: »
    I was considering participating, but I’m not here for thanks. I’m here for all the potatoes @samtarlyonadiet has.

    Should I be offended by this?

    This is the internet, so you probably should be, regardless of intent

    You both know me better than that.

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  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    What kind of a monster gives away a potato??

    I'm glad you asked, and the answer is "a potato monster"

    But if the potato monster is anything like Cookie Monster then the potato monster wouldn't want to give away his potatoes, right? Unless he already had a potato today because potatoes are a sometimes treat
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
    I’d make vodka
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    The potato monster becomes vodka on a full moon
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    askeeney wrote: »
    I’d make vodka

    This is the entire reason I could not make due with one potato.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    The potato monster becomes vodka on a full moon

    I find this relatable...I must be a grape monster.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    askeeney wrote: »
    I’d make vodka

    This is the entire reason I could not make due with one potato.

    I was just gonna say, gonna need more than one potato for that!
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Play hot potato duh! 💁
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜

    Aren't I enough for you Jo?

    *cries in corner*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜

    Aren't I enough for you Jo?

    *cries in corner*

    Ughh ok, you know I hate it when you cry..

    🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 here
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜

    Aren't I enough for you Jo?

    *cries in corner*

    Ughh ok, you know I hate it when you cry..

    🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 here
    ;)

    Thanks!

    No I just need to find someone with tomatoes
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    I’d twice bake it and smash it and broil a little Asiago cheese on top. Maybe dust with white pepper.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    I need more information to properly answer your question.
    What kind of potato is this?
    Is the person I'm potentially giving this potato to starving/struggling financially or are they just as well off as I am?
    Is this the only potato in my house and I have to chose between me or my kids getting to eat it?
    Have I hit my calorie goal already for the day?
    Do I have access to an oven to cook this potato in/on, or am I eating it raw?
    Do I have cheese and/or sour cream to dress this potato up?
    ... all things I need to know to make this decision.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    I need more information to properly answer your question.
    What kind of potato is this?
    Is the person I'm potentially giving this potato to starving/struggling financially or are they just as well off as I am?
    Is this the only potato in my house and I have to chose between me or my kids getting to eat it?
    Have I hit my calorie goal already for the day?
    Do I have access to an oven to cook this potato in/on, or am I eating it raw?
    Do I have cheese and/or sour cream to dress this potato up?
    ... all things I need to know to make this decision.

    1) Grayish-brown
    2) You don't know
    3) It's the only one in your hand, you can't remember if you have more in the house
    4) No
    5) You have an oven
    6) Sure, you have all the condiments
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    Sunshine_And_Sand wrote: »
    I need more information to properly answer your question.
    What kind of potato is this?
    Is the person I'm potentially giving this potato to starving/struggling financially or are they just as well off as I am?
    Is this the only potato in my house and I have to chose between me or my kids getting to eat it?
    Have I hit my calorie goal already for the day?
    Do I have access to an oven to cook this potato in/on, or am I eating it raw?
    Do I have cheese and/or sour cream to dress this potato up?
    ... all things I need to know to make this decision.

    1) Grayish-brown
    2) You don't know
    3) It's the only one in your hand, you can't remember if you have more in the house
    4) No
    5) You have an oven
    6) Sure, you have all the condiments

    Hmm... Grayish brown, so maybe a russet or Idaho potato? I like both of those.
    If I'm not sure if the other person is starving it isn't going to be one of my kids, because I know they both eat like a horse.
    Apparently I'm not at home but am somewhere with an oven and fridge if cheese and sour cream are available.
    Sounds like a social setting, so I'd probably let the other person have it to avoid feeling guilty about being selfish for the rest of the day. But if I still really wanted a baked potato after that, I'd probably get one on the way home and then eat that one.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    If I had a potato there's obviously only one thing to do: potate.
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
    With my potato,
    I'll conquer the world,
    Millions of fries,
    Their bodies all curled.

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