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  • LiftingSpiritsLiftingSpirits Member Posts: 2,167 Member Member Posts: 2,167 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    What kind of a monster gives away a potato??

    I'm glad you asked, and the answer is "a potato monster"

    But if the potato monster is anything like Cookie Monster then the potato monster wouldn't want to give away his potatoes, right? Unless he already had a potato today because potatoes are a sometimes treat
  • askeeneyaskeeney Member Posts: 448 Member Member Posts: 448 Member
    I’d make vodka
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    The potato monster becomes vodka on a full moon
  • The_Aly_WeiThe_Aly_Wei Member Posts: 849 Member Member Posts: 849 Member
    askeeney wrote: »
    I’d make vodka

    This is the entire reason I could not make due with one potato.
  • The_Aly_WeiThe_Aly_Wei Member Posts: 849 Member Member Posts: 849 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    The potato monster becomes vodka on a full moon

    I find this relatable...I must be a grape monster.
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    askeeney wrote: »
    I’d make vodka

    This is the entire reason I could not make due with one potato.

    I was just gonna say, gonna need more than one potato for that!
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member
    Play hot potato duh! 💁
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,412 Member Member Posts: 244,412 Member
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,412 Member Member Posts: 244,412 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜

    Aren't I enough for you Jo?

    *cries in corner*
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 244,412 Member Member Posts: 244,412 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜

    Aren't I enough for you Jo?

    *cries in corner*

    Ughh ok, you know I hate it when you cry..

    🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 here
  • TankiscoolTankiscool Member Posts: 11,105 Member Member Posts: 11,105 Member
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    I would plant it and thus have a constant supply.. my potatoes and I would take over the world :p

    Would you share with me and @alywei3773 so we could have vodka?

    Hmm 🤔 what would you give me in exchange? , my tatters aren't cheap 😜

    Aren't I enough for you Jo?

    *cries in corner*

    Ughh ok, you know I hate it when you cry..

    🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 here
    ;)

    Thanks!

    No I just need to find someone with tomatoes
  • Just_Mel_Just_Mel_ Member Posts: 3,868 Member Member Posts: 3,868 Member
  • jgnatcajgnatca Member Posts: 14,495 Member Member Posts: 14,495 Member
    I’d twice bake it and smash it and broil a little Asiago cheese on top. Maybe dust with white pepper.
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Member Posts: 1,320 Member Member Posts: 1,320 Member
    I need more information to properly answer your question.
    What kind of potato is this?
    Is the person I'm potentially giving this potato to starving/struggling financially or are they just as well off as I am?
    Is this the only potato in my house and I have to chose between me or my kids getting to eat it?
    Have I hit my calorie goal already for the day?
    Do I have access to an oven to cook this potato in/on, or am I eating it raw?
    Do I have cheese and/or sour cream to dress this potato up?
    ... all things I need to know to make this decision.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Member Posts: 3,344 Member Member Posts: 3,344 Member
    I need more information to properly answer your question.
    What kind of potato is this?
    Is the person I'm potentially giving this potato to starving/struggling financially or are they just as well off as I am?
    Is this the only potato in my house and I have to chose between me or my kids getting to eat it?
    Have I hit my calorie goal already for the day?
    Do I have access to an oven to cook this potato in/on, or am I eating it raw?
    Do I have cheese and/or sour cream to dress this potato up?
    ... all things I need to know to make this decision.

    1) Grayish-brown
    2) You don't know
    3) It's the only one in your hand, you can't remember if you have more in the house
    4) No
    5) You have an oven
    6) Sure, you have all the condiments
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Member Posts: 1,320 Member Member Posts: 1,320 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    I need more information to properly answer your question.
    What kind of potato is this?
    Is the person I'm potentially giving this potato to starving/struggling financially or are they just as well off as I am?
    Is this the only potato in my house and I have to chose between me or my kids getting to eat it?
    Have I hit my calorie goal already for the day?
    Do I have access to an oven to cook this potato in/on, or am I eating it raw?
    Do I have cheese and/or sour cream to dress this potato up?
    ... all things I need to know to make this decision.

    1) Grayish-brown
    2) You don't know
    3) It's the only one in your hand, you can't remember if you have more in the house
    4) No
    5) You have an oven
    6) Sure, you have all the condiments

    Hmm... Grayish brown, so maybe a russet or Idaho potato? I like both of those.
    If I'm not sure if the other person is starving it isn't going to be one of my kids, because I know they both eat like a horse.
    Apparently I'm not at home but am somewhere with an oven and fridge if cheese and sour cream are available.
    Sounds like a social setting, so I'd probably let the other person have it to avoid feeling guilty about being selfish for the rest of the day. But if I still really wanted a baked potato after that, I'd probably get one on the way home and then eat that one.
  • shaf238shaf238 Member Posts: 4,611 Member Member Posts: 4,611 Member
    If I had a potato there's obviously only one thing to do: potate.
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Member Posts: 917 Member Member Posts: 917 Member
    With my potato,
    I'll conquer the world,
    Millions of fries,
    Their bodies all curled.
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