If you had a potato...

Reckoner67 · May 2019

I'd give it to @SurfyYoSurfy

floofyschmoofer · May 2019

I would peel it, dice it up, put it in apple cider vinegar with some salt and pepper and a dash of water and EAT THE HAIL OUT OF IT.

Nom.

FabulousFantasticFifty · May 2019

I'd make potatoes O'Brien and two eggs Sunny side up! 😋

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isalsayourface123 · May 2019

Depends. Does this potato have eyes?

laprimaJenny · May 2019

If I had a potato I would bake it in the oven with a sausage.

4legsRbetterthan2 · May 2019

cut it up
plant it
grow a potato army
take over the world

sounds legit right?

samtarlyonadiet · May 2019

laprimaJenny wrote: »

If I had a potato I would bake it in the oven with a sausage.

One of my favourite dishes is roasted sausages, potatoes and peppers

michael1976_ca · May 2019

I would make french fry and then top it with ketchup

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SwannySez · May 2019

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

I'd use it to take a picture to post in the unfiltered selfie thread.

#potatoeforever

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Kimmotion5783 · May 2019

I would eat it. Cut it up, season it and roast it. Delicious!

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samtarlyonadiet · May 2019

1sphere wrote: »

is the potato DTF?

Now we're talking

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smoofinator · May 2019

I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.

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smoofinator · May 2019

1sphere wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.

You can have it after I'm done with it.

Used Potato would be a terrible name for a band... or a stripper.

AdaMaraNma · May 2019

I'd slice it into fries and eat it with bbq sauce.

askeeney · May 2019

smoofinator wrote: »

1sphere wrote: »

smoofinator wrote: »

I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.

You can have it after I'm done with it.

Used Potato would be a terrible name for a band... or a stripper.

I like infectious. For both.

laprimaJenny · May 2019

Change my mind. If I had a potato I would make gnocchi.

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ringram1989 · May 2019

I would share it 🙌🏻 cant give it all away (love carbs) haha

isalsayourface123 · May 2019

1sphere wrote: »

plot twist

isalsayourface123 · May 2019

SwannySez wrote: »

JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »

I'd use it to take a picture to post in the unfiltered selfie thread.

#potatoeforever

#nofilter #spud #onepotatotwopotato #mahpotatoeyoucanthaveityummytomytummy

samtarlyonadiet · May 2019

Dear crush,

I want to peel away your rough dirty exterior revealing your soft sweet inside

And then cook you until you crumble and smother you in my homemade churned butter with a dash of sprinkled cheese

Love,

Your Spud stud

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_impressive_ · May 2019

I'd put it into a potato gun, fire it at the rutabagas as the first strike in what will be come to be known as the One Hundred Year Tuber War

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