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If you had a potato...

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  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,597Member Member Posts: 2,597Member Member
    I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.
    You can have it after I'm done with it.
  • smoofinatorsmoofinator Posts: 635Member, Premium Member Posts: 635Member, Premium Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.
    You can have it after I'm done with it.

    Used Potato would be a terrible name for a band... or a stripper.
  • AdaMaraNmaAdaMaraNma Posts: 15Member, Premium Member Posts: 15Member, Premium Member
    I'd slice it into fries and eat it with bbq sauce. B)
  • askeeneyaskeeney Posts: 448Member Member Posts: 448Member Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    I would give it to someone to thank them for participating in my potato thread.
    You can have it after I'm done with it.

    Used Potato would be a terrible name for a band... or a stripper.

    I like infectious. For both.
  • laprimaJennylaprimaJenny Posts: 1,243Member Member Posts: 1,243Member Member
    Change my mind. If I had a potato I would make gnocchi.
    edited May 21
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,597Member Member Posts: 2,597Member Member
    plot twist
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  • ringram1989ringram1989 Posts: 14Member Member Posts: 14Member Member
    I would share it 🙌🏻 cant give it all away (love carbs) haha
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 1,418Member Member Posts: 1,418Member Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    plot twist
    screen-shot-2016-02-15-at-154150png.png?rect=0%2C0%2C992%2C496&auto=format%2Ccompress&w=650

    :D
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 1,418Member Member Posts: 1,418Member Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'd use it to take a picture to post in the unfiltered selfie thread.

    #potatoeforever

    #nofilter #spud #onepotatotwopotato #mahpotatoeyoucanthaveityummytomytummy
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Posts: 944Member Member Posts: 944Member Member
    Dear crush,

    I want to peel away your rough dirty exterior revealing your soft sweet inside


    And then cook you until you crumble and smother you in my homemade churned butter with a dash of sprinkled cheese

    Love,

    Your Spud stud
  • _impressive__impressive_ Posts: 191Member Member Posts: 191Member Member
    I'd put it into a potato gun, fire it at the rutabagas as the first strike in what will be come to be known as the One Hundred Year Tuber War
  • CaptainFantastic01CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,179Member Member Posts: 9,179Member Member
    But what if you had a whole bag of potatoes?
  • r3d_butt3rfly_r3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,267Member Member Posts: 1,267Member Member
    If I had One potato I'd try to make 2 of these emoji faces. Found these at my local grocery store. My kids had fun picking out which emoji they wanted to dunk in the ketchup 😋


    km8h5bf3dypo.jpg
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,429Member Member Posts: 16,429Member Member
    But what if you had a whole bag of potatoes?

    I could build a bigger army, faster!
  • anl90anl90 Posts: 904Member Member Posts: 904Member Member
    I would more than likely eat it...sorry, I'm a foodie. It's nothing personal.
  • kimber0607kimber0607 Posts: 749Member Member Posts: 749Member Member
    I would toss that sucker in the microwave.... slather it w butter and sour cream and enjoy every bite..all for myself
  • alywei3773alywei3773 Posts: 852Member Member Posts: 852Member Member
    If I had One potato I'd try to make 2 of these emoji faces. Found these at my local grocery store. My kids had fun picking out which emoji they wanted to dunk in the ketchup 😋


    km8h5bf3dypo.jpg

    Ohhhhhhhhhh my god i forgot these exist.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,597Member Member Posts: 2,597Member Member
    But what if you had a whole bag of potatoes?
    what if Matt Damon gave you that bag?
  • isalsayourface123isalsayourface123 Posts: 1,418Member Member Posts: 1,418Member Member
    Are all potatoes created equal
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