We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    Long distance never works
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    Long distance never works

    But true love conquers all right? .. right?

    Let's try again :*
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    edited May 2019
    Disregard...I am so off😆🤯 too hungry!✌
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member

    She was off.. I needed someone who was on
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    Long distance never works

    But true love conquers all right? .. right?

    Let's try again :*

    You sure do have a way with words 😍
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    She was off.. I needed someone who was on
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    Long distance never works

    But true love conquers all right? .. right?

    Let's try again :*

    You sure do have a way with words 😍

    *squeal* bayyybeeee, you're home 🤗😙
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,334 Member
    Hmm..wait a sec ...🤔
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Hmm..wait a sec ...🤔

    :smooched: I can explain.. :#

    😙 We could never break up

  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She asked me to try and look like Neil. I was not able to pull it off.
  • chazwize75
    chazwize75 Posts: 93 Member
    Never saw the torpedo coming:)
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    Every night he would say he needed some alone time to enjoy a bath with bubbles. I found out that Bubbles was the nickname he gave our neighbor.
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    I decided not to shave my chest and back anymore... she didn't approve.
  • Ironlady70
    Ironlady70 Posts: 777 Member
    edited May 2019
    I was too much
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    I was not enough...
    #SizeMattered
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    Everything was just too black and white with him
  • THS2HASPASSED
    THS2HASPASSED Posts: 1,055 Member
    im a dumb *kitten*... that's all...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He still only had eyes for Dakase ..
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She was way too hot for me. I was intimidated
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    I enjoyed food too much and she said it was only fuel.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    She kept insisting that i refer to her chips, cookies and cheese cake as fuel, not junk food.
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    She didn't like the lack of hair on my head
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He wanted me to shave my head
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    I would never ask you to do such a thing 😂
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He was so nice, however he kept talking about what he imagined Jo would look like with a shaved head. It got awkward.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He kept mentioning this fire he felt within and refused to go to the dr to get it checked
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    I caught her sending pics of her feet and wine to a man on mfp...I asked her about it and she said every one does it...& that mfp stands for MORE FEET PLEASE!🦶🦶🦶🦶😆🙈
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She had this foot fetish and wanted me barefoot 24/7
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,660 Member
    Although she was a great teacher, I was a slow learner...
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    We were never together because I'm not that way. But he did have a strange obsession with staring at chrome wheels.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    I caught another woman rubbing his head.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I needed a hook up. Like my car broke down and needed hooked up to anyone truck but she said absolutely no hook ups
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    I caught her sending pics of her feet and wine to a man on mfp...I asked her about it and she said every one does it...& that mfp stands for MORE FEET PLEASE!🦶🦶🦶🦶😆🙈

    This is hilarious. Hahah
    And doubly funny cause feet gross me out

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