We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,253 Member
    I enjoyed food too much and she said it was only fuel.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    She kept insisting that i refer to her chips, cookies and cheese cake as fuel, not junk food.
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    She didn't like the lack of hair on my head
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,590 Member
    He wanted me to shave my head
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    I would never ask you to do such a thing 😂
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He was so nice, however he kept talking about what he imagined Jo would look like with a shaved head. It got awkward.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He kept mentioning this fire he felt within and refused to go to the dr to get it checked
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    I caught her sending pics of her feet and wine to a man on mfp...I asked her about it and she said every one does it...& that mfp stands for MORE FEET PLEASE!🦶🦶🦶🦶😆🙈
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,590 Member
    She had this foot fetish and wanted me barefoot 24/7
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,254 Member
    Although she was a great teacher, I was a slow learner...
  • stevefromtherock
    stevefromtherock Posts: 1,150 Member
    We were never together because I'm not that way. But he did have a strange obsession with staring at chrome wheels.
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    I caught another woman rubbing his head.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I needed a hook up. Like my car broke down and needed hooked up to anyone truck but she said absolutely no hook ups
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    I caught her sending pics of her feet and wine to a man on mfp...I asked her about it and she said every one does it...& that mfp stands for MORE FEET PLEASE!🦶🦶🦶🦶😆🙈

    This is hilarious. Hahah
    And doubly funny cause feet gross me out
  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    I needed a hook up. Like my car broke down and needed hooked up to anyone truck but she said absolutely no hook ups
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 wrote: »
    I caught her sending pics of her feet and wine to a man on mfp...I asked her about it and she said every one does it...& that mfp stands for MORE FEET PLEASE!🦶🦶🦶🦶😆🙈

    This is hilarious. Hahah
    And doubly funny cause feet gross me out

    Oh my gawd, Me too!!! I remember the first time someone tried playing "footsie " with me...MANY Yeeears ago...I was like" WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP THAT!" I was mortified!😆😆🥴
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,636 Member
    Freaked out when I accidentally touched her foot with my foot
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She walked around barefoot and uses me as a foot stool
  • anitaplus4
    anitaplus4 Posts: 3,338 Member
    She doesn't like bare feet
  • promisesstandin
    promisesstandin Posts: 150 Member
    i thought, he liked thinkers at first,... then he didn't want me to use my brain
  • hueritahsarinana
    hueritahsarinana Posts: 522 Member
    Picked his nose
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,862 Member
    She didn't like my dog

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