Which feels longer ?

ImWineFine
ImWineFine Posts: 16 Member
edited May 2019 in Health and Weight Loss
A treadmill minute or a microwave minute ?
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  • ImWineFine
    ImWineFine Posts: 16 Member
    The microwave feels longer lol
  • Katmary71
    Katmary71 Posts: 7,080 Member
    Treadmill
  • Ducks47
    Ducks47 Posts: 131 Member
    Treadmill
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    Depends, if I’m doing squats while waiting for the microwave to beep, the microwave.

    Actually, don’t do the treadmill so don’t know how slow that minute would pass. Probably faster than the above.

    Cheers, h.
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    I am going to have to dig up Einstein and Socrates. I will let them work it out in equation and philosophy.. lol
  • smoofinator
    smoofinator Posts: 635 Member
    Treadmill.

    Imagine a minute on the treadmill while you waited for the microwave. Longest minute ever.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Treadmill. Easily.

    At least with a microwave minute I'm getting a reward at the end of it. With a treadmill I'm just getting chest pains and an increased willingness to die.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    edited May 2019
    An "eyes closed standing on one leg" minute* is definitely longer than either.

    https://posturemovementpain.com/2014/01/30/how-long-should-i-be-able-to-balance-on-one-leg/

    * I haven't actually made it a minute yet, but am very close.
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    A stop light minute is longer than either of those
  • New_Heavens_Earth
    New_Heavens_Earth Posts: 610 Member
    edited May 2019
    Try a metcon minute, where you're praying not to die but get all reps in for the leaderboard at the same time.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    Since I hate the dreadmill and never use it... Microwave minute.
  • ChrisCatMama
    ChrisCatMama Posts: 1,038 Member
    Microwave. Especially when I’m waiting to use it! 🤣🤣🤣

  • mikesphoto
    mikesphoto Posts: 22 Member
    The length of a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.

    I want your microwave
  • RelCanonical
    RelCanonical Posts: 3,882 Member
    psychod787 wrote: »
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.

    I want your microwave

    You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    ImWineFine wrote: »
    The microwave feels longer lol

    Agreed
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.

    I want your microwave

    You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.

    Will it pur and sleep on my chest at night?
  • RelCanonical
    RelCanonical Posts: 3,882 Member
    psychod787 wrote: »
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.

    I want your microwave

    You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.

    Will it pur and sleep on my chest at night?

    Yes, even if you don't want it to. It'll even beep at you at 5:30 in the morning because it wants to summon the cat.
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
    RelCanonical wrote: »
    Treadmill. I have a special microwave. When I turn it on, a cat appears and wants pets.

    I want your microwave

    You have to train the microwave by opening up cans of cat food while the microwave runs so it knows to summon the cat. Eventually, it knows to summon the cat even when there is no cat food.

    Will it pur and sleep on my chest at night?

    Yes, even if you don't want it to. It'll even beep at you at 5:30 in the morning because it wants to summon the cat.

    I need to adopt a new microwave.I had to leave my last microwave when I got divorced. It was a city microwave and would not make it our in the more rural setting I now live.
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    edited May 2019
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    I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.
  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 14,246 Member
    psychod787 wrote: »
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    I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.

    @psychod787 , I hate to break the news to you, but your microwave does not look a lot like @RelCanonical 's microwave. You need to think of something nice and dainty... dare I say shorter :lol: , like @pinuplove !

    Since I got bit by an office microwave yesterday (and an exploding can of chunky soup) I will now go lick my hurting paw!

    BTW: the longest minute is the "cooling" one, AFTER the microwave has dinged that it is done microwaving! :wink:
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    PAV8888 wrote: »
    psychod787 wrote: »
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    I mean i love my oven, but some days it's useless.

    @psychod787 , I hate to break the news to you, but your microwave does not look a lot like @RelCanonical 's microwave. You need to think of something nice and dainty... dare I say shorter :lol: , like @pinuplove !

    Since I got bit by an office microwave yesterday (and an exploding can of chunky soup) I will now go lick my hurting paw!

    BTW: the longest minute is the "cooling" one, AFTER the microwave has dinged that it is done microwaving! :wink:

    Oh no... that's my oven. I miss having a microwave....
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    I don't have a microwave but there are a lot of microwaves in the area that sometimes drop in and visit which is cool but I'm an oven girl
  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 14,246 Member
    singingflutelady wrote: »
    I don't have a microwave but there are a lot of microwaves in the area that sometimes drop in and visit which is cool but I'm an oven girl

    I tried posting pictures of my oven but the forum and my phone don't seem to be mixing well together today!!!

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