We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was clingy0
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Hahaha. Okay okay. I guess I'm single now.0
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He was a skark.....I was a jet...it wasn't gonna work0
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I still love and respect you even though you're breaking my heart.0
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He liked rhyming couplets, I liked iambic pentameter0
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I asked her what that even means0
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He ran off with the neighbour0
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They turned out to be proper stalker material, never a moments peace0
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Turned out to be paranoid..0
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He held complete dominion over the house hold.0
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We tried to row a boat together and we just went in circles this is when we knew it just wouldn't work!0
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They made love like they rowed boats - just went in circles and achieved nothing - it just wouldn't work!0
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she was always using analogies. Instead of simply saying what she meant0
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When replacing the toilet paper, I would “over” and he “under”. So inevitably, it was over...0
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She bought cheap toilet paper, and it was too rough on the 'relationship', if you get my drift...0
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Didn't know the different between he and she. I ended up with an identity crisis0
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Because if we didn't, one of us would be six feet under and the other in prison and we couldn't agree on who was going where.0
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I came back from the store with a shovel and she disappeared!?!0
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I got bored0
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he got bored of me0
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