Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
    Snake handler
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Manager at a packaging facility. Only does it so she can pop the bubble wrap.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Works for PopSecret consoling the popcorn seeds that don’t pop so that they don’t have hurt feelings.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,018 Member
    Works at the Heinz ketchup factory as a double agent, and is secretly helping the tomatoes escape.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She's the getaway driver for the double agent
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Dresses as a bird in the spring and runs around the neighborhoods trying to help baby birds learn how to fly.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Known as Mrs. Butterworth on the local rave dance scene. Gets her nickname from her creative use of butter and syrup in her dancing.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Known as Mr. Flappy on the same local rave dance scenes because of his extravagantly ruffled shirts and his preference for wearing no pants.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Shes a robotics expert with a focus on wearable microbots that remove cat hair from clothing. No one knows what she does with the collected hair, but she also runs a glue on beard stand at the local fleamarket on the first Tuesday of each month
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Cheers up sad clowns.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Creates intricate soap sculptures and sells them at flea markers and various street corners around town.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Drives a bus for nuns who have formed a pro wrestling team.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Current champion of the underground Boggle invitational.
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    Works at a record store that also sells comics.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Meets people outside thrift stores and offers her tag switching services. For a nominal fee she will switch the 2 dollar tags for a 50 center so they get a deal. A 2 dollar fee per tag switch.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Unemployed. Used to work at the thrift store until getting fired for pricing all the items he wanted for a penny and sending friends to purchase them for him while he worked.
  • Mtnbikn
    Mtnbikn Posts: 428 Member
    Works at the DMV
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    provides comic relief at funerals
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    Ketchup bottle tester
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Ketchup inspector.
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    Fly fisherman
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Gives homeless men free Dolly Parton makeovers
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Runs an auditing service for those "guess how many gumballs in this jar" contests. Has to continuously recount the jar due to liking gumballs, but tells everyone that it's because shes a perfectionist.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    licks the frosting off of your cake so you can consume less carbs
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Stands by the door at Walmart with his yellow high lighter in hand ready to mark your receipt if you have unbagged items in your cart.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Claims to be with the GCSC (grocery cart safety commision) as she rides around in shopping carts yelling "Out of the way!! Im on an urgent mission" while "confiscating" cheese doodles and diet tab.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Has a secret panic room in which he spends hours writing erotic poetry involving unicorns under the pen name of "The Horny One"
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Extremely upset by men being allowed to go bare nippled, she invented the "Mastie"(tm). Currently she places these pasties on sleeping men at the beach, hoping they'll catch on.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He spent years in a secret laboratory trying to create a room spray that duplicates the scent of steamed broccoli. He sells it to people who like to impress others into thinking they "eat healthy".
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Fashions tinfoil chewing gum wrappers into braces. Stands near elementary schools at the end of the day and tries selling them to the children. Insist they'll look so cool.

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