Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Worlds foremost expert on backwards recordings. Spends her days listening to Bush, Creed, and Nickelback songs backwards listening for hidden messages. Ironically, they all sound better backwards.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Sells handmade jewelry boxes on Etsy that he painstakingly creates using toothpicks and Elmer's glue.*

    *No money back guarantee offered.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Crotchets mankinis. Her designs are the latest rage in California.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Oscar Mayer’s hired thug. Goes around telling people their bologna’s First name.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Works for a major starfruit producer. She is hired to stalk around at grocery stores. Whenever she hears the word "starfruit", she pops out and yells..."Carambola!!" She really rolls the r's
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Puts those stickers on fruit
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    Professional envelope licker. She gets to work from home, but her tongue is so numb and swollen, it no longer fits in her mouth. :(
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Peels off stickers anywhere she can find them. She has been banned from 8 grocery chains for switching stickers on produce. Rumor has it she works for a rival grocery chain.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Spray mists sweaty men at the annual Appalachian Grandpa Daddy jello wrestling competitions
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
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    world champion toothpaste tube squeezer. Wowed audiences in Vegas this year by not only extracting an unprecendented amount of toothpaste from the crest tube, but folding it into an origami swan
  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
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    Snake handler
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Manager at a packaging facility. Only does it so she can pop the bubble wrap.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Works for PopSecret consoling the popcorn seeds that don’t pop so that they don’t have hurt feelings.
  • KimberlinaB
    KimberlinaB Posts: 4,017 Member
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    Works at the Heinz ketchup factory as a double agent, and is secretly helping the tomatoes escape.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She's the getaway driver for the double agent
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Dresses as a bird in the spring and runs around the neighborhoods trying to help baby birds learn how to fly.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Known as Mrs. Butterworth on the local rave dance scene. Gets her nickname from her creative use of butter and syrup in her dancing.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Known as Mr. Flappy on the same local rave dance scenes because of his extravagantly ruffled shirts and his preference for wearing no pants.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Shes a robotics expert with a focus on wearable microbots that remove cat hair from clothing. No one knows what she does with the collected hair, but she also runs a glue on beard stand at the local fleamarket on the first Tuesday of each month
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    Cheers up sad clowns.

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