Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    She is known as an "anti-origamist". Essentially, she unfolds origami to make normal paper.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    He irons wringled papers and stacks them neatly
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Stands outside burger kings with a sharpee marker and quickly grabs take out bags from customers to draw the Golden Arches over the BK logo.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Quality controller at Bonds.. Checks the elastic in undies has the right amount of snap
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    Announces the sale ads over the speaker system at Wal mart. She gets bored and ad libs Weiner sales a lot.
  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
    Definitely a script writer
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    Trains horses
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She's known as "The Stripper" at the old folks home because she peels oranges for them while charging them a dollar.
  • ctmoore1982
    ctmoore1982 Posts: 586 Member
    I'm going with revertible murderer
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Builds igloos for lazy penguins
  • KelleyCakes
    KelleyCakes Posts: 6,609 Member
    Changes light bulbs
  • susan5481
    susan5481 Posts: 64 Member
    Sunglasses model
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Works for the TSA. Doesnt need the money, just really enjoys yelling at people.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    As an Alternative fitness coach he steals people’s car keys and buries them somewhere in their front yards so they have to work very hard to find them.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Telemarketer for a car warranty company. yep, shes the one who has been calling you. Has side bets with her coworkers as to who can get people to hang up first. Her go to opening line is "So, I had some cheese for lunch". Works 99.87 % of the time.
  • Jakes_adventure
    Jakes_adventure Posts: 143 Member
    It support manager
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Swear Word Censor. He paints himself blue and dresses like a smurf and shouts "SMURFY!" loudly over whatever swear word you utter.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Has figured out a way to combine coconut oil, apple cider vinegar, and CBD oil into one super cure all (poured a little of each into empty pickle jars) Currently sells it on Minnesota public access channel 23.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Motivational speaker for lawns. Spends all day saying "you can do it" to the grass, hoping to help it grow.
  • ctmoore1982
    ctmoore1982 Posts: 586 Member
    Cook
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Believes himself to be the last true Puritan. He hides in the bushes and spray paints scarlet letters on naughty dogs that pee on his lawn.
  • PiscesIntuition
    PiscesIntuition Posts: 1,372 Member
    Bookstore clerk
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    Singing cowboy at the Rennaisance Faire. Her favorite tune is "Get Along, Ye Olde Pony"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Sits in your refrigerator with a flashlight when the normal light is busted
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    Has developed and patented her brand new fitness routine, "Carbercizing". Basically she lifts full pizza boxes in daring and provocative manners while wearing yoga pants and crop tops.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    edited August 2019
    After many months of research he finally was able to make a pizza out of cauliflower that tastes exactly like the square greasy pizza he got from his school cafeteria back in second grade. He sells it to people out of the back of his van.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She is known as the Diva of the Mid-Day Meal. Lunch lady at the middle school. She rules with an iron grip...on the lunch menu. Don't believe me? Look her in the eyes and disrespect her and it'll be cabbage for lunch tomorrow.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He is unemployed but can be found dressed as a bunch of grapes in the hopes that he can land a part for fruit of the loom.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Will dress like Elvis and make rude gestures at you over web cam for $25
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Phallic balloon artist. Just dont ask her to make a dog. She *kitten* hates that.

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