Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    He is known as the Human Emoji. His ability to manipulate his facial muscles and mimic expressions in minute detail has afforded him quite a comfortable lifestyle
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Currently unemployed as he's been trying for years and years, unsuccessfully, to launch his all pig latin radio station.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Fortuneteller for Masochists. Used to do regular fortune telling, but it got boring. Now she can be as nasty as she likes and they love her for it.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    edited August 2019
    Fancies himself a trampoline artist. He wears a unitard and leg warmers while Jumping and contorting his body in suggestively flexible poses at birthdays and graduation parties.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Sexual twister artist. Has combined her love of the carnal with her love of twister. So far, the only combination giving her trouble is: Left leg red, right leg green, left hand blue, right hand yellow.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He’s a motivational speaker for insecure poodles. He stands by them at the grooming salon and tells them that they look fabulous and shares stock tips.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She offers a service for childless couples to scare them straight. She clings to their leg and screams "I want" over and over until they relent and have a vasectomy and an IUD implanted.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He’s my business partner in the above. He performs the vasectomies and implantation of iud’s in his garage using garden shears and paper clips.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Shes a personal Insultant. She offers two services. She will berate you when you do something stupid, or, with one nod from you, she will tear into any random stranger yelling "STOP GRABBING MY *kitten*" at the top of her lungs. As a side bonus, most of the strangers pay her to shut up so you don't have to.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He considers himself lucky to have a job that gives him his only joy in life. He can be found at the geriatric center performing prostate massages, however he actually only works in the cafeteria.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Expert stamp licker. Her genetics blessed her with overactive salivary glands, which was perfect. She can be found at random post offices, running around licking things.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He rolls down hills. Nobody actually hires him, he just randomly rolls then sends you a bill.
  • WillWork2Fly
    WillWork2Fly Posts: 52 Member
    MyFitnessPal.com community forum poster :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,310 Member
    Unemployed comedian. 😆
  • JeBeBu
    JeBeBu Posts: 258 Member
    Exotic animal hypnotist...currently working with Paris Hilton's pet pig...she feels he needs to deal with his eating addiction to feel "hot" again
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    For hire vegetable gardener. He only works with Rutabaga. Refuses pay but demands to keep "the hottest" one of the bunch.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He fills the Pilot G2 Retractable Premium Gel Ink Roller Ball Pen which is the number one rated pen on the market today!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He works in the prison system assigning nicknames to the inmates. Don’t get on his bad side. Just ask Squealin Mimi, formerly known as Big Jake.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He works in development of Port-O-Potties for Trump construction!
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He shells sunflower seeds for finicky birds

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