Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    If I'm sleeping peacefully in my grave and she uses black magic to resurrect me from the dead then murders me (again)

    dont forget she rehashes the whole argument again post-resurrection/pre-murder

    Omg how could I ever forget SHE WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
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    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    If I'm sleeping peacefully in my grave and she uses black magic to resurrect me from the dead then murders me (again)

    Interesting... I think it would bring some excitement to my afterlife, and I will say the things I thought about saying after the argument, the good stuff people always think about after fighting. Hopefully the murder scene is different then the first.
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Using too many alarms to get up in the morning.
  • unicorngems
    unicorngems Posts: 56 Member
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    Please brush your teeth! My gosh, some men literally don't.
  • unicorngems
    unicorngems Posts: 56 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Doesn't suck toes

    New one....

  • unicorngems
    unicorngems Posts: 56 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Rich42677 wrote: »

    Always go downtown 😈

    That's what's up
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Rich42677 wrote: »

    Always go downtown 😈

    That's what's up

    Do you mean down?
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    when u open their car door and see something like this

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    Yup! You just gotta throw away all the trash in the dumpster and then throw them in too.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    when u open their car door and see something like this

    iz760qguf0xf.jpg

    You said you we're going to post this! 😒
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    when u open their car door and see something like this

    iz760qguf0xf.jpg

    oof, I used have a passenger seat like that, when I was in college. Just not since then.
  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    Lying
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when u open their car door and see something like this

    iz760qguf0xf.jpg

    oh ffs is this about the swedish fish

    <Spends the rest of the day searching for Swedish Fish like they're Waldo>
  • tonygermano2
    tonygermano2 Posts: 31 Member
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    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when u open their car door and see something like this

    iz760qguf0xf.jpg

    That's where I left my lotion

    I have nothing to add, I just like your "handle". Big P&R fan!.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If she doesn't throw a good Halloween party.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    tonygermano2 wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when u open their car door and see something like this

    iz760qguf0xf.jpg

    That's where I left my lotion

    I have nothing to add, I just like your "handle". Big P&R fan!.

    You get me.
    That's a deal breaker

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