We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »We couldn't agree on which of us was to be called slim.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!0 -
theresa120 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »We couldn't agree on which of us was to be called slim.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!
That is correct 😁0 -
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She thought I was too nerdy, even though there's no such thing!0
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He wasn't nerdy enough.1
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She always wanted to have her cake and eat it too but seriously not in our bed.0
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I was unable to lift so inevitably, I was sent home ...0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »We couldn't agree on which of us was to be called slim.
She took my name -- and wouldn't give it back!
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They were always skinny dipping... in the neighbour's pool... during the day0
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She liked the sunshine while I preferred the rain...0
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He destroyed all of my umbrellas0
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She kept doing the Rhianna 'Umbrella' dance routine0
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We could never agree on corn or flour tortillas...0
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Ate my cookies0
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We found love in a hopeless place0
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He was looking for love in all the wrong places when he had it here at home
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For the 1636th time we have not broken up we are just on a break!1
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He never bought me flowers.... Ever.0
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Not true I bought you flowers many times I just stopped and gave them out to the homeless on my way home they need to feel special also!0
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He didn't like Pina coladas
Or getting caught in the rain0 -
Placed and advert is the personal column of the newspaper looking for love elsewhere1
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She ate my Skittles0
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She's into yoga
And has a whole brain1 -
She wouldn't eat the cookies I baked0
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He ate all of my cookies0
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He never came home... he was always lifting
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She never let me drink out of her hidden booze container.0
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She liked the neighbors dock more than ours!0
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He kept calling me a she.0
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He refused to reveal his/her gender to me!0
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