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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    edited August 2019
    When replacing the toilet paper, I would “over” and he “under”. So inevitably, it was over...
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 31,351 Member
    edited August 2019
    She bought cheap toilet paper, and it was too rough on the 'relationship', if you get my drift...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Didn't know the different between he and she. I ended up with an identity crisis
  • shewhoismany
    shewhoismany Posts: 182 Member
    edited August 2019
    Because if we didn't, one of us would be six feet under and the other in prison and we couldn't agree on who was going where.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    I came back from the store with a shovel and she disappeared!?!
  • iqandil
    iqandil Posts: 358 Member
    I got bored
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    he got bored of me
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 31,351 Member
    She wanted to waterboard me.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Was a horrible wingman
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He doesn't think before he speaks
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It was the hat
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    Didn't like it when I licked the plate
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He licked the plates.. so embarrassing, they were the neighbours plates
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She kept getting lock jaw. Not good.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was never considerate, always getting himself a beer from the fridge but wouldn't bring me one
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Because I read on page 1464 that she was breaking up with me!
  • biggiwig4483
    biggiwig4483 Posts: 90 Member
    The sex was bad!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She was having Sex with people who were not good at it and the films flopped!
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was always going on fishing excursions and never invited me
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I found out 9 out of 10 of our children were not mine!
  • AppleCrumbles0
    AppleCrumbles0 Posts: 84 Member
    He refused to share chocolate with me
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    She doesn't share the apple crumbles.. also trails all over
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He pointed to the locations in the lake that he has dropped off past lovers!
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    He pointed to the locations in the lake that he has dropped off past lovers!

    🤫😇
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    My favorite color is Green. His is yellow. I guess he is not a Packers fan and he was always saying we clashed. The relationship was just too strained to continue.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    Football season isn't where it's at, needed to enjoy a real sport - college basketball
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She would never let me score a touchdown.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He watched FlagFootball
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He never let me watch women's flag football. It's a real sport!! It is really!!
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was always ripping parts of my clothes off, saying he was playing flag football

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