We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She kept looking at me with those eyes, so couldnt get any work done.0
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He always blamed me for his inadequacies and was far too complacent - also, he left crumbs in bed.0
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She didnt want me to kiss her eyes before she goes to sleep0
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Wanted my eyes in a jar to kiss them at night when I wasn't there0
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Wanted to give me a dirty Jar0
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She wanted to take my jar of Jelly Belly Sours and replace them with organic kale chips!0
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They were a cat person.0
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She wouldn’t take me dancing!0
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He wouldn’t get a pedicure with you.0
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She would not let me wear that hat outside the bedroom0
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Couldn’t see his face with the hat, lol!0
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She likes visors. I like hats. We were doomed from the get go0
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Broke up? Noooo. This is a horrible way to find out. I didn't know we were having problems.0
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I asked him to wear a shirt for formal occasions and he refused0
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I still didn't know we broke up tho. I'm hurting inside now0
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He wandered around mumbling. It drive me bonkers0
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But I thought our love was strong. You can discuss your issues with ne anytime. Please dont leave me0
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He was clingy0
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Hahaha. Okay okay. I guess I'm single now.0
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He was a skark.....I was a jet...it wasn't gonna work0
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I still love and respect you even though you're breaking my heart.0
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He liked rhyming couplets, I liked iambic pentameter0
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I asked her what that even means0
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He ran off with the neighbour
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They turned out to be proper stalker material, never a moments peace0
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Turned out to be paranoid..0
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He held complete dominion over the house hold.0
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We tried to row a boat together and we just went in circles this is when we knew it just wouldn't work!0
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They made love like they rowed boats - just went in circles and achieved nothing - it just wouldn't work!
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she was always using analogies. Instead of simply saying what she meant0
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