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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 32,463 Member
    edited July 2019
    Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »
    She was not...

    ...in the same universe as me. I was Star Trek, she was Star Wars
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    They liked the wrong fiction universe
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although we both enjoyed long walks on the beach, I preferred he take them with me not with my brother...
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    I thought we taking nice romantic walks and when I sobered up I was just dragging a naked mannequin around the supermarket car park
  • Ruben_244
    Ruben_244 Posts: 258 Member
    Too jealous
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I found a naked woman hiding in our closet, one under the bed and 2 behind the curtains ..
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Interesting.. she has naked men in same locations.. 🤔
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Interesting.. she has naked men in same locations.. 🤔

    :o .. they were his naked men, he tried to frame me.


    :D
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She wouldn't share her cookies.
  • nts514
    nts514 Posts: 36 Member
    He thought cookies were better than pizza
  • helow88
    helow88 Posts: 74 Member
    A pizza covered in cookies wasn't the best idea for dinner.
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    She never showed her face. Always kept hiding in the shadows.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    Claimed she was BatGirl and too busy fighting crime to have a relationship
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    Wasn't as comical as their profile photo made them seem
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
    He thought my jokes were stupid.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She kept farting in her sleep.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    I didn’t rate well under the “works and plays well with others” category...
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
    Was too sassy.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although our clothes matched well, our personalities did not...
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
    He could dish it out but not take it.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited July 2019
    Although she didn’t mind when I would randomly speak in the 3rd person, she did find it troublesome that I would randomly date a 2nd person...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Way too vanilla
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!

    Aww baby, you mean it was all a lie..

    Come back to me 🤗
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!

    Aww baby, you mean it was all a lie..

    Come back to me 🤗

    Yes it was all lies! I don't have a flirting bone in my body!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2019
    epr31295 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!

    Aww baby, you mean it was all a lie..

    Come back to me 🤗

    Yes it was all lies! I don't have a flirting bone in my body!

    Together forever 🤗😙
    Or till the wife finds out 😂
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!

    Aww baby, you mean it was all a lie..

    Come back to me 🤗

    Yes it was all lies! I don't have a flirting bone in my body!

    Together forever 🤗😙
    Or till the wife finds out 😂

    Now about cleaning out your basement!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    People were jealous of us and how happy we were so they planted items to make me look guilty of flirting with every girl I ever saw!

    Aww baby, you mean it was all a lie..

    Come back to me 🤗

    Yes it was all lies! I don't have a flirting bone in my body!

    Together forever 🤗😙
    Or till the wife finds out 😂

    Now about cleaning out your basement!

    😔 but they're my toys, my playthings .. 😁
  • calno8294
    calno8294 Posts: 654 Member
    I broke her basement swing.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    calno8294 wrote: »
    I broke her basement swing.

    She broke my swing 😔

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