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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • kevinflemming1982
    kevinflemming1982 Posts: 158 Member
    XXL2Med wrote: »
    Yeah, I know;-)
    What you did there. I see it.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He saw everything couldn't hide anything
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    edited July 2019
    She liked the wrong kind of ice cream. ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I came home and he and the furniture were gone..

    Whyyyyy Matt, whyyyy? :'(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Wait a sec.. thought I was the only one?






    🤣
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Wait a sec.. thought I was the only one?






    🤣

    Ahh see, I can explain.. umhmmm err 🤔
    Oh, look squirrel *runs and hides*

    😂
    We didn't .. 😙
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    She would sit at the window for hours. Just looking outside. I'd ask what she's looking for she'd shrug her shoulders and sigh. Sadly I wasn't who she was watching for
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She didn't like traditional pizza. ;)
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I came home and he and the furniture were gone..

    Whyyyyy Matt, whyyyy? :'(

    :D

    I was trying to re-decorate. :p
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    edited July 2019
    He was always winking. I suspected he had something in his eye but he refused to get it checked out
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    She didn't like traditional pizza. ;)
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I came home and he and the furniture were gone..

    Whyyyyy Matt, whyyyy? :'(

    :D

    I was trying to re-decorate. :p

    I actually just made pizza dough for pizza nite tomorrow. I make the best pizza
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Upset because she knew my pizza was superior..
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She though Australian pizza was superior to Brooklyn pizza
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    She though Australian pizza was superior to Brooklyn pizza

    Jo pizza is better than both :p;)

    He wouldn't move for love
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Always made me eat all the pizza ;)
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    What thats impossible,

    She kept pulling me out of the ditch
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He didn't take my fear of mustard seriously - can you say inconsiderate?!?!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She wanted to put mustard all over me.... even at those intimate times!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    he never spoke he would write everything on a piece pf paper and hand it to me. he had taken a vow of silence...to whom? no one knew not even him
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She was always speaking like she was in an over the top novella.
  • nts514
    nts514 Posts: 36 Member
    he spent more time taking selfies than hanging out with me
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I'm sensitive to bananas and he just didn't care. Bananas are life he'd always say
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited July 2019
    I was mentally too inept to satisfy her intellectual needs...
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
    He gone dun and used all them BIG words and I just can't get up from down on that there type of talk
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    She jumped down from her IQ to mine and, well, the result wasn't pretty. I think she might have reached terminal velocity.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It was like talking to a brick.. IQ in the minus numbers
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I came home after a 4 month tour on a Fishing boat and found 164 men chained up in my basement begging for more punishment!
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    It was all just an illusion...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    It was just my imagination running away with me
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited July 2019
    She did not appreciate my role play, foreplay nor cosplay...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He was a player
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She was not...

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