We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She never told me she had a basement swing. I feel so betrayed
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He got locked in Jo's basement so I moved on.2
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she was married
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He wouldn’t stop taking arm selfies. Hanging them framed on the walls was just too far.0
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When making cereal, she’s pour the milk in the bowl first, then the cereal...0
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Watching_The_Wheels wrote: »When making cereal, she’s pour the milk in the bowl first, then the cereal...
That’s awful. I’d break up with me too.0 -
She thought I was awful for breaking up with my former lover who turned out to be a cereal killer.3
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I was afraid of the cereal killer ex-lover0
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She eats too much cereal .. leaving me the milk0
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She was okay with it when they renamed my beloved 'Sugar Smacks' to the more PC 'Honey Smacks'.0
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I did not meet all prerequisites to maintain the relationship...0
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He got a rash.. it looked terrible. I didn't want to risk catching it0
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Because he’s an Aries ♈️.0
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Because i wanted to invite a third person into our bed!0
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Because she wanted to have multiple partners. I'm a one partner kind of guy.0
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He doesn’t bite.0
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She had prettier eyelashes than me and she made me a Sinner because of Envy0
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She didn't like me borrowing her eyelashes0
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She didn't like me borrowing her hair extensions.0
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They kept hogging the calzone.0
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He kept trying to turn every pizza into a calzone0
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He was a pizza hater, that's a deal breaker1
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She kept making hats with pizza - is nothing sacred anymore0
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Although we agreed on which side of the bed we’d sleep on, I incorrectly assumed it would be the same bed...0
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I was willing to accept separate beds, but not the other guy she invited to hers.0
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Didn't accept that sharing is caring0
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She left marks every time she was done...0
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Geez, always complained about a couple of scratches and nibble marks..0
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She preferred not to renew when our contract was up...0
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He wouldn't sign the contract. He said I couldn't have his soul
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