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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He slept with the local 8th grade algebra teacher0
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I couldn't handle being a one-night-stand0
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He took the night stand, it was the only one1
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They found my shrine to Ryan Reynolds in the basement behind the water heater.0
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His water heater was filthy0
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He said he was keeping his parents in the basement, turns out he was joking - he didn't know whose parents they were.1
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I found out how he got his Knickname Mr. Wobbly 🤭1
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She left me stranded at the Drive-In and branded a fool...0
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He liked to take artsy photos, and I'm not an artsy kinda guy.0
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He took a vow of celibacy
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Didn't 🤗1
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cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?1 -
cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation0 -
Neither of us stopped singing long enough to actually talk1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation
Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow.. 0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation
Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation
Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.
Prove it! Voice thread. Now!1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation
Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.
You're English?.. yup that explains it.
Too fruity 🤪0 -
... because she didn't like that I was fruity0
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Versicolour wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »cunning_linguist wrote: »He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am
What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
Sings like a cat in pain.
I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation
Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.
Prove it! Voice thread. Now!
Good idea..... because she didn't like that I was fruity
He had a shrine to the Queen, I couldn't compete 😔0 -
... Because she didn't like my Freddie Mercury shrine1
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He made me call him his Majesty
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wouldn't speak english0
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Our “to-do” lists differed. Mine consisted of things to do while his consisted of people’s names...1
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Because he told me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't fat.0
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She told me I’d be really ugly if she had glasses...0
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He told me to go chase parked cars 😕0
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She was always chasing everyone and everything but me 😥0
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I couldn't handle her beetles fascination.0
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