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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019
    IMNOTHERE2HOOKUP2019 Posts: 935 Member
    edited July 2019
    He slept with the local 8th grade algebra teacher
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I couldn't handle being a one-night-stand
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    He took the night stand, it was the only one
  • jedoubleday
    jedoubleday Posts: 479 Member
    They found my shrine to Ryan Reynolds in the basement behind the water heater.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    His water heater was filthy
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    He said he was keeping his parents in the basement, turns out he was joking - he didn't know whose parents they were.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out how he got his Knickname Mr. Wobbly 🤭
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    edited July 2019
    She left me stranded at the Drive-In and branded a fool...
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    He liked to take artsy photos, and I'm not an artsy kinda guy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He took a vow of celibacy :/
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Didn't 🤗
  • He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D
  • awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Neither of us stopped singing long enough to actually talk
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D
  • awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.

    Prove it! Voice thread. Now!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2019
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.

    You're English?.. yup that explains it.

    Too fruity 🤪
  • ... because she didn't like that I was fruity
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    awdouth wrote: »
    He didn't like my singing disney songs at 2 am

    What a wet blanket. How could anybody not want to belt out Disney songs at any hour of the day?

    Sings like a cat in pain. :D

    I'll have you know that I'm a beautiful singer thank you very much. Some have called me the Songbird of my generation

    Yes, I've heard you're a bird too.. likened to a cawing crow..
    :D

    There is not detectable trace of scouse in the Sumptuous fruity tones of my voice.

    Prove it! Voice thread. Now!

    Good idea..
    awdouth wrote: »
    ... because she didn't like that I was fruity

    He had a shrine to the Queen, I couldn't compete 😔
  • ... Because she didn't like my Freddie Mercury shrine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He made me call him his Majesty :( and Your Royal Highness
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    wouldn't speak english
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    Our “to-do” lists differed. Mine consisted of things to do while his consisted of people’s names...
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    Because he told me I'd be really pretty if I wasn't fat.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    She told me I’d be really ugly if she had glasses...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He told me to go chase parked cars 😕
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was always chasing everyone and everything but me 😥
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    I couldn't handle her beetles fascination.