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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    I was not old enough for her

    I never said that lol
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    We’d have an amazing time!
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    edited August 2019
    She lost it.

    That loving feeling...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He lost that loving feeling and

    Now it's gone, gone, gone :(
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    NoHookUpZone wrote: »
    Minion_training_program wrote: »
    I was not old enough for her

    I never said that lol

    Well you and @lx1x would be a better match, you might make him feel young again :laugh:

    Watch it.. 😂
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He left me for Jo b/c she had some kind of a dungeon that they would play in.
  • Alzzi_2
    Alzzi_2 Posts: 2,149 Member
    I wouldnt lift. He sent me home
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was always making me carry things for her. Groceries, melons, luggage, she couldn't lift anything heavier than a feather!!
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,541 Member
    He wanted to put weights on his *kitten* and call it his barbell
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He had a bad injury and I got tired of treating the affected area
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    edited August 2019
    Although I sometimes considered myself partly attractive, I always considered myself mostly a liar (and a thief)...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He became obsessed with the song Rock Lobster
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He was stealing lyrics from other rock singers so he had to go.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    edited August 2019
    Quick edit due to me being old and slow!

    She He had my passport revoked while i was out of the country!
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    You say yes I say no
    You say stop and I say go go go
    oh no
    You say goodbye and I say hello
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He wanted to live in a yellow submarine
  • ctmoore1982
    ctmoore1982 Posts: 586 Member
    Well we actually didn't. It was a jealous persons rumor...
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She has nothing but stuffed unicorns all over her house, it seemed like a mental issue so I ran.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He invited me to "Dinner" one night and it was a rouze to get me there to help him rearrange his furniture. When I refused to help, he shouted "Lift or go home!!!" needless to say...I went home. 😒
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
    Cause she's so high
    High above me
    She's so lovely
    She's so high
    Like Cleopatra
    Joan of Arc
    or Aphrodite
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He only spoke in song lyrics, and it drove me CRAZY... craaazy.. crazy.. for you baby
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was Crazy for someone else! :'(
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    I used to love her but I had to kill her now she's five feet under and I can still hear her bitching at me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited August 2019
    He was doing time in Sing Sing for attempted murder
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She went fishing one day with a girl named Kelly and never came back. She was the one that got away!! :'(
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 31,351 Member
    She got away with all the funds in my bank account, and maxed out all my credit cards.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He was broke.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,610 Member
    edited August 2019
    Although she lowered her standards dramatically, I was still unable to maintain her interest...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He refused to pay interest. We had so many bills in arrears
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She didn't like my bagels.

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