We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She has nothing but stuffed unicorns all over her house, it seemed like a mental issue so I ran.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He invited me to "Dinner" one night and it was a rouze to get me there to help him rearrange his furniture. When I refused to help, he shouted "Lift or go home!!!" needless to say...I went home. 😒
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    Cause she's so high
    High above me
    She's so lovely
    She's so high
    Like Cleopatra
    Joan of Arc
    or Aphrodite
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    He only spoke in song lyrics, and it drove me CRAZY... craaazy.. crazy.. for you baby
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was Crazy for someone else! :'(
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    I used to love her but I had to kill her now she's five feet under and I can still hear her bitching at me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    edited August 2019
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    He was doing time in Sing Sing for attempted murder
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She went fishing one day with a girl named Kelly and never came back. She was the one that got away!! :'(
  • s1im62
    s1im62 Posts: 29,345 Member
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    She got away with all the funds in my bank account, and maxed out all my credit cards.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He was broke.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited August 2019
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    Although she lowered her standards dramatically, I was still unable to maintain her interest...
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He refused to pay interest. We had so many bills in arrears
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    She didn't like my bagels.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He thought my fresh English muffins and boozy peach jam were trying too harddtpswvkohd2e.jpg
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always trying to make me fat with her desserts
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
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    I couldn't keep up with her on the dancefloor
  • halflingpie
    halflingpie Posts: 1,582 Member
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    She's a Goose.
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  • NoHookUpZone
    NoHookUpZone Posts: 1,531 Member
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    Always taking my pizza
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Didn't want to share the pizza
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,523 Member
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    Wanted one of my ribs to make an Eve

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