We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She was always spying on the neighbors1
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He wanted to take the neighbors skinny dipping0
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Because he didn't know what a Starfleet uniform was.
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She always made me wear a starfleet uniform to bed.0
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Because she never let me be the Captain.0
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He asked me to be Tenille0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »
I couldn't stop sweating0 -
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She only spoke in Klingon1
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She only spoke Canadian. Xp1
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I've had a Klingon get in my face once. Stared me down, I stared him down right back. 'She would make a good Klingon", and walked off.
Aaand that was actually the Klingon mating ritual.. yeah I know, no surprise.
Damn, I am a nerd0 -
"How I met your mom" xP0
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halflingpie wrote: »"How I met your mom" xP
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She couldn't understand my dialect of Klingon0
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She's a were-worf1
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she kept talking to herself in the mirror and asked me not to interrupt0
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Didn't invite me to the pool to discuss the first topic that popped up.0
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Lol
Didn't want to play Army.0 -
His conue was always too full, I had to walk up the river instead
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I set her free,
And she didn't come back.0 -
I did try to come back but he was so busy looking after his clients that he didn't see me. I decided to go enjoy life by myself0
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Because she met this artist from third class on the ship.
PS I want my diamond back.0 -
He gave me a diamond.. cheap bastid it was glass0
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*kitten* didn't make room for me on the door0
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She like the rest of her countrymen turned out to be a virtual reality simulation to further the Round Earth Hoax
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She fell off the edge0
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All he ever did was ride away.0
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I wanted to.0
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