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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I thought
We've only just begun...to live
White lace and promises
A kiss for luck
And he was on his way0 -
It was due to her love of dance. Mainly the love of dancing on my heart.0
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Wouldn't give me pizza0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »Wouldn't give me pizza
She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!
So I guess that's two reasons.
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I said
Do you really want to hurt me....do you really want me make me cry
He said it's his culture...it's like a club....a culture club0 -
She wouldn’t give me tiiime.. toooooo realize my crime0
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She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »Wouldn't give me pizza
She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!
So I guess that's two reasons.
Correction, I ate all the pizza!0 -
liftorgohome wrote: »She couldn't carry a tune, not even in the shower. It was so bad she cracked the mirror.
He made fun of my singing voice, even though I have the VOICE OF AN ANGEL 😇
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Her voice sounded like an Axle Rose song where he's running out of air.0
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Because he was a he.0
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NoHookUpZone wrote: »NoHookUpZone wrote: »Wouldn't give me pizza
She tried to eat all my pizza. When I said share she thought I meant Cher and responded not a fan!
So I guess that's two reasons.
Correction, I ate all the pizza!
Ha, not all of it! I was holding out on you. 😁0 -
We were dancing on the ceiling, until she got vertigo, and then blamed my white-dude dance moves.0
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We did? First I knew of it..
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She claimed not to remember my dance moves, which are totally memorable because they're so bad. (Though, in retrospect, maybe she was being nice about the situation? LOL)0
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I would often speak in the 3rd person for each one of my 7 personalities...0
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I was going broke because each of his personalities wanted birthday presents.0
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Because I found love in vanilla almond butter0
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he insisted on counting the olives on each slice of pizza.0
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She only wanted me around during the summer to mow her grass!0
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He left one little strip of the lawn not mowed. I think it was intentional.0
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She didn't understand my hints that I wanted to go to Brazil0
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He didn't want to come back from brazil0
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Wouldn't give me vanilla almond butter0
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She never shared her vanilla almond butter 😢0
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she wouldn't let me rub that vanilla almond butter on her.
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Caught him rubbing almond butter on someone else1
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Didn't 🤗1
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