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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was preoccupied with another woman1
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She never took her socks off...never0
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He never even offered me a donut0
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I didn't call her name.
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Of course I do.
It's Gillette.
The best a man can get.
She hated my puns.0 -
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She never took her sunglasses off0
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He wouldn't give me tree fitty0
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He didn’t have change for a 50
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She sold the dog for 5 bucks0
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The dog was actually a raccoon0
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She just didn't like that I still had shared custody of the raccoon with my Ex0
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He spent more time with the trash panda than he spent with me0
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That was her nickname for my ex1
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didnt want to have "date nights" at home naked0
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I was apparently insane0
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He likes sweet Caroline cause good time never felt so good0
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She fell for her skydiving instructor.0
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When I said it takes two to make a thing go right....
He was outta sight0 -
I discovered her hat covered a bald spot0
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He wanted my pumpkin cinnamon rolls0
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Because she put pumpkin in her cinnamon rolls0
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He banned pumpkins0
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She was more Splenda then Sugar.0
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You viewed life in HD and I was merely standard definition...0
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You weren't even in Technicolor.0
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I kept explaining that painting an opaque Rose on her glasses wasn't the same as "rose colored" glasses0
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