What did I miss?
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DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.1 -
DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
Yeah! Only the first one is free
That’s how they hook ya.
psst. hey! wanna taste? and then boom! you’re selling the family silver.
Hey now...no hooks.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing
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DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »DonutEatThat wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
you forgot the free nudes with every purchaseWhat you missed was Bobby and Janet were totally hooking up and then Crystal was all, "THAT'S MAH MAN!"
She threatened to tell Bobby's wife that he was macking on Janet because she was all, "THAT'S MAH MACK!"
So Bobby changed his name to Clyde and swore off women entirely and now can only be found on gRindr.
Janet and Crystal totally made up and had a threesome with Bobby's ex-wife, MacKenzie, whereupon they both contracted an STI which MacKenzie had gotten from Bobby who has been hooking up with with guys in video booths.
The whole thing has shaken everything to the core and now no one trusts anyone to cheat on their spouses with any kind of sincerity any more.
The end.
The above is a complete work of fiction and the characters and names represent no real people.
How DARE you! I may be easy, but I am NOT cheap.
I thought full access to you was only $20/month.
That is the friends and family rate. Everybody else? 25.99
Damn that's steep, glad I'm in the friend zone.
😂 good phrasing
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