Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Shake machine operator. Shes totally jealous of the burger flippers. Showoffs.

She makes her living suing sugar companies claiming shes entirely sweeter. She did win one lawsuit after a lecherous judge licked her and agreed.

Gender Equality Consultant

Professional Rear Cleaner. Has patented a side to side swiping method that is revolutionizing the wiping industry.

Porcupine quill inspector

Worlds most gregarious accountant. Any time she saves a client a dollar she hollers "Dollar, dollar bill y'all"

Professional monopoly banker.

But every game played steals one piece/card/bill/dice in order to one day steal a full games worth to display at home.

Personal Assistant to Deputy Dog