Lies, Lies, Lies
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
“That’s OK.”
Lol! You’re so kind.
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happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
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Lies don't count as lies if you cross your fingers while they're behind your back.
It's True !2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
“That’s OK.”
Lol! You’re so kind.
well, making a big deal doesn’t help.
Plus, some men have an entire repertoire they can fall back on so it really is just one of those things.0 -
happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
Harsh
What if he had just donated blood a few hours ago and was feeling particularly weak?0 -
really? We do not agree here.happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
I’m glad my partners have been more forgiving of my “failures.”
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happimess01 wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
Harsh
What if he had just donated blood a few hours ago and was feeling particularly weak?
Ok maybe
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
really? We do not agree here.happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
I’m glad my partners have been more forgiving of my “failures.”
My partners have never been forgiving of any of my shortcomings.
Tbh I would take it as a sign that he was not attracted to me.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
really? We do not agree here.happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
I’m glad my partners have been more forgiving of my “failures.”
My partners have never been forgiving of any of my shortcomings.
Tbh I would take it as a sign that he was not attracted to me.
oh that’s terrible!
and not true. our bodies are just dicks sometimes. figuratively speaking0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
really? We do not agree here.happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
I’m glad my partners have been more forgiving of my “failures.”
My partners have never been forgiving of any of my shortcomings.
Tbh I would take it as a sign that he was not attracted to me.
oh that’s terrible!
and not true. our bodies are just dicks sometimes. figuratively speaking
Yeah I think I would honestly take it as an insult and be so offended that the situation would have to end. Lol
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
really? We do not agree here.happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
I’m glad my partners have been more forgiving of my “failures.”
My partners have never been forgiving of any of my shortcomings.
Tbh I would take it as a sign that he was not attracted to me.
oh that’s terrible!
and not true. our bodies are just dicks sometimes. figuratively speaking
Yeah I think I would honestly take it as an insult and be so offended that the situation would have to end. Lol
oh that makes me sad.
In a long term thing, if that’s what you’re looking for, all kinds of weird things happen. It’s not an insult truly.
If it wouldn’t get me in trouble I’d poll the men to ask what’s really going on in their minds when that happens. Guarantee it rarely has anything to do with the attractiveness of their partner.2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
really? We do not agree here.happimess01 wrote: »"I don't know what's wrong. This has never happened to me before."
Well it will be the last time I’m sure because he won’t have a chance to try again.
I’m glad my partners have been more forgiving of my “failures.”
My partners have never been forgiving of any of my shortcomings.
Tbh I would take it as a sign that he was not attracted to me.
oh that’s terrible!
and not true. our bodies are just dicks sometimes. figuratively speaking
Yeah I think I would honestly take it as an insult and be so offended that the situation would have to end. Lol
oh that makes me sad.
In a long term thing, if that’s what you’re looking for, all kinds of weird things happen. It’s not an insult truly.
If it wouldn’t get me in trouble I’d poll the men to ask what’s really going on in their minds when that happens. Guarantee it rarely has anything to do with the attractiveness of their partner.
I’m sure you’re right. I know I may be wrong.
I was just raised in a household where perfection was expected and tend to attract the same type of men who expect me to be 100% perfect at all times. It is probably just my own insecurity.
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"No, officer, I do not know why you pulled me over."1
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
Hell no! 😂2 -
InspectorRed wrote: »"No, officer, I do not know why you pulled me over."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i26-iBmq-Ps 0 -
Good question, excellent topic. I don't really remember the ones I'd gotten away with or profited from. I know they are there, just not recalling anything. I don't remember too many period. Whether thats because it became too commonplace in my past, idk, but its possible. The biggest one that I remember, and was caught in, was cheating. I denied until there was no point. I had reasons and all that, but doesn't really matter, I did it. I feel terrible about it, and should have handled things in a truthful manner. At least we are both happier and the experience has led me to actually being truthful. Maybe too much at times, but Id rather that than repeat my mistakes.3
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In college I had to take an art class (pre-requisite). Some people could draw and some honestly couldn't. We were all openly required to do a presentation of our art in front of the class and get feedback/constructive criticism for improval. So a class of 20+ people were always making positive remarks about each others art so as not to hurt feelings or embarrass anyone. It was obvious we were all telling little white lies because you could tell who was/wasn't the most talented artist in the group.1
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »Good question, excellent topic. I don't really remember the ones I'd gotten away with or profited from. I know they are there, just not recalling anything. I don't remember too many period. Whether thats because it became too commonplace in my past, idk, but its possible. The biggest one that I remember, and was caught in, was cheating. I denied until there was no point. I had reasons and all that, but doesn't really matter, I did it. I feel terrible about it, and should have handled things in a truthful manner. At least we are both happier and the experience has led me to actually being truthful. Maybe too much at times, but Id rather that than repeat my mistakes.
Yeah, you better put a stopper on all that honesty. Nobody wants that❣️1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Pandemonium_ wrote: »Good question, excellent topic. I don't really remember the ones I'd gotten away with or profited from. I know they are there, just not recalling anything. I don't remember too many period. Whether thats because it became too commonplace in my past, idk, but its possible. The biggest one that I remember, and was caught in, was cheating. I denied until there was no point. I had reasons and all that, but doesn't really matter, I did it. I feel terrible about it, and should have handled things in a truthful manner. At least we are both happier and the experience has led me to actually being truthful. Maybe too much at times, but Id rather that than repeat my mistakes.
Yeah, you better put a stopper on all that honesty. Nobody wants that❣️
Lips zipped.1 -
When I was about... I dunno, 6? I shaved my legs. I used to see my older cousins doing it so I figured I would too just because why not?
I was a mini-gorilla, so it was quite obvious to my grandma (whose house I was staying at as it was the holidays) when she saw me naked-legged and she flipped at me. I got scared so I blamed it on my naughty cousin.
I totally said it was her who did it and not me. My cousin denied it and got the *kitten* with me and all that, but she ended up getting in trouble for it because grandma a) believed me b) didn't think a 6 year old would be able to shave as well as I did with no cuts and c) my cousin was always getting in trouble anyway for doing other stupid *kitten* so chances are she did do this stupid *kitten* too
Many many years later I admitted it to everyone - like when I was old. And my cousin still was *kitten* at my about it even after all those years LOL!
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Cahgetsfit wrote: »When I was about... I dunno, 6? I shaved my legs. I used to see my older cousins doing it so I figured I would too just because why not?
I was a mini-gorilla, so it was quite obvious to my grandma (whose house I was staying at as it was the holidays) when she saw me naked-legged and she flipped at me. I got scared so I blamed it on my naughty cousin.
I totally said it was her who did it and not me. My cousin denied it and got the *kitten* with me and all that, but she ended up getting in trouble for it because grandma a) believed me b) didn't think a 6 year old would be able to shave as well as I did with no cuts and c) my cousin was always getting in trouble anyway for doing other stupid *kitten* so chances are she did do this stupid *kitten* too
Many many years later I admitted it to everyone - like when I was old. And my cousin still was *kitten* at my about it even after all those years LOL!
so funny we all confess when we’re older and someone is always still holding a grudge 😆0 -
I remembered one. I sold my house not too long ago. I knew one room had a bit of rotten floor by a door and near the wall as I had stepped on it once. I didnt mention it, the inspector didnt notice it, neither did the buyer. I profited by not having to repair it.1
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My man told me that I cannot lie to save my life. (Repeatedly) He also said that hypothetically speaking a heist had to go down, he would not choose me as the getaway driver, as I would drive at speed limit, then pull over when I see policemen on the side of the road booking other cars, whereupon I would recount "the heist" to assuage my guilt for driving a short way. Or worse, drive to the Police station and unload the loot and robbers.
My response to him: " You're right. Way to much guilt to carry on my conscience. ( My thoughts: I would need to go to confession and maybe give a testimony on the first Sunday of the new month, just so I can cover myself on the spiritual front).2 -
Here on mfp i might let people believe something about me that isn’t true because it amuses me 😬 Like the time i posted a picture of some guy’s butt in saggy sweatpants as my own, and i got an impressive number of atta boys7
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Not my lie but my younger brothers, and mine by not speaking up I guess. When we were kids he was used to getting in trouble for stuff and I wasn't, I was scared of doing things wrong and making mistakes. If I did something wrong, he'd say to me "I'll pretend I did it, don't worry" and then he'd go take the blame before I could even think about the situation because I was often so worried.
He still will do anything to help anyone out 2 -
Not my lie but my younger brothers, and mine by not speaking up I guess. When we were kids he was used to getting in trouble for stuff and I wasn't, I was scared of doing things wrong and making mistakes. If I did something wrong, he'd say to me "I'll pretend I did it, don't worry" and then he'd go take the blame before I could even think about the situation because I was often so worried. He still will do anything to help anyone out
They grow them nice in your family2
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