PLZ HELP!!!!!111

123456654321
123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
I WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT I DON'T WANT TO COUNT CALORIES OR EXERCISE, IT'S TOO MUCH WORK . I WANT TO BE HEALTHIER BUT I REFUSE TO DO FOOD PREPARATION OF ANY KIND. PLZ TELL ME WHAT ELSE I CAN DO TO LOSE WEIGHT AND BE HEALTHY WITHOUT COUNTING CALORIES, FOOD PREPARATION OR EXERCISE.

PS: I AM OPEN TO STARVING MYSELF.

THANK YOU.
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  • ItsMeLori
    ItsMeLori Posts: 346
    You don't have to exercise if you don't want to. I don't prepare much food, I like quick grab stuff, just try and make it healthy. Over time you may feel like starting an exercise program.
  • sexyminxinthemaking
    sexyminxinthemaking Posts: 451 Member
    counting calories is not as bad as you might think give it a go you will be surprised if not dont starve yourself because you will just gain it all back as soon as you start eating again :) add me if you need support
  • Sugarchef
    Sugarchef Posts: 319 Member
    Nice way to try and start some ****.
  • TashaP2011
    TashaP2011 Posts: 142 Member
    While we are at it, please explain all mysteries of the universe....
  • atomdraco
    atomdraco Posts: 1,083 Member
    Nice way to try and start some ****.

    I have to agree :-)
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    While we are at it, please explain all mysteries of the universe....

    42, duh.
  • allison_joan
    allison_joan Posts: 115
    Open to starving yourself? Get help.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    Open to starving yourself? Get help.

    GETTING HELP IS SO MUCH WORK!! CAN I GET BEDSIDE HELP? THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE.
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    lol, on so many levels!

    42 though, good call! :bigsmile:
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    You know how celebrities have sober partners? You need a health partner. They will follow you around and shove healthy foods in your mouth at the right times and lift you off the couch and move your limbs for all the right exercises. Look on Craig's List. You're welcome.



    If that fails, then 42 is the way to go.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    You know how celebrities have sober partners? You need a health partner. They will follow you around and shove healthy foods in your mouth at the right times and lift you off the couch and move your limbs for all the right exercises. Look on Craig's List. You're welcome.



    If that fails, then 42 is the way to go.

    GREAT ADVICE! I'LL LOOK INTO IT!
  • Angelabec
    Angelabec Posts: 505 Member
    You know how celebrities have sober partners? You need a health partner. They will follow you around and shove healthy foods in your mouth at the right times and lift you off the couch and move your limbs for all the right exercises. Look on Craig's List. You're welcome.



    If that fails, then 42 is the way to go.

    GREAT ADVICE! I'LL LOOK INTO IT!

    Oh, I want one too, could you look into it for me & get back to me???
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    love it
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    STOP YELLING AT US!!!!
  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
    amputation is a quick way to drop some weight quick, just pick a limb or two you dont use very much
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Nice way to try and start some ****.

    I agreeee as well.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    STOP YELLING AT US!!!!

    EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU YELL!!
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    Open to starving yourself? Get help.

    GETTING HELP IS SO MUCH WORK!! CAN I GET BEDSIDE HELP? THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE.

    HA HA HA HA!!! Ahhhh...Thank You Sarcasm God for this thread. :drinker:
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    sounds like death might be a good option for you?

    hopefully that doesnt sound mean.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    Cut off a leg. You'll lose a lot of weight.
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
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  • Dtho5159
    Dtho5159 Posts: 1,054 Member
    lol I love the serious replies. Shes posted over 1000 times and is nearly at her goal weight, to think shes serious makes me :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Preggo piss - it's the only way to go! :drinker:
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
    TAPEWORM!!! I heard it's the new thing, serious!! I saw it on Tyra.
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    lol I love the serious replies. Shes posted over 1000 times and is nearly at her goal weight, to think shes serious makes me :laugh:

    I know, right? Guess you gotta have the same kind of sense of humor and the ability to speak sarcasm.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    *sniff* *sniff*

    what's that I smell?

    oh yeah... it's troll.

    move along.
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    Vodka........just vodka.
  • B101
    B101 Posts: 2
    I do a slimfast bar for breakfast and eat what I want during the day, 2 snacks and two other meals. I only cut down my portions and try to choose healthier stuff. Works for me as long as I have that bar in the morning, takes my hunger away !! Good luck.
  • j_fattler
    j_fattler Posts: 94 Member
    while we're at it, I'd like to work Full-time hours, get paid all the benefits, but I'm only available from 9:30a.m. until 12noon. Please don't ever work me on a weekend and don't ask me to do anything I don't want to do!!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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