We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She refused to bake me a cake with a saw in it. What kind of love is that?0
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I made parole.
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theresa120 wrote: »His love letters from prison just weren’t doin it for me anymore
We didn't actually break up. We just pretended so we could make up.
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He didn't want to be my best man for my break out of prison shotgun wedding.0
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he couldnt lift me0
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She left bran muffin crumbs on the butter0
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He would butter his corn using a whole stick of butter and just rolling the corn in it.0
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He always insisted I eat corn when I couldn't stand it0
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He wasn't an American, didn't like corn dogs.0
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Made juvenile jokes about corn dogs all of the time. Mix it up. Maybe a frozen banana with nuts0
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He kept encouraging Travis’ behaviour0
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she liked a different fella1
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He was in cell block A I was in C, we all know how those long-distance relationships go! 1
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He thought his cell block A was better than my block C. Snob.0
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He kept trying to call me collect from cell block C0
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I was allergic to flowers 🤷♀️0
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We broke up because she had to go into protective custody. 😓0
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KelleyCakes wrote: »We broke up because she had to go into protective custody. 😓
She was too kinky for me0 -
He was way you get than me0
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