Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Librarian
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He makes suits for regular bears that want to look like pandas
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A for hire publicist. She works a bit differently. If you hire her, expect her to scream for you like you were the Beatles, throw rose petals in front of you when you walk, avert her gaze from your eyes at all times. She also offers an in private service where she berates you afterwards so you never get too full of yourself.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    edited September 2019
    He dons afake mustache and runs a service in which he will monitor your conversations while humming the jeopardy tune, so that no conversation can last longer than thirty seconds. If someone is still talking to you after the “bum-bum” at the end he will punch them in the nose.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    She wears one sequined glove, moonwalks everywhere and randomly shouts "Ohhhhhh". Then when people ask her to sing a Michael Jackson song, she gets highly offended and says just because shes dressed this way, does NOT make her a Michael Jackson impersonator. Shes a Weird Al Yankovic, impersonating Michael Jackson...impersonator.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He works at a diner as a food commentator. He sits in the corner and speaks into in his fork giving a play by play scenario of what’s happening at every table.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Melon ripeness tester at the supermarket. If you aren't sure your melons are ripe he'll give a good old squeeze and let you know.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    CEO
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She constructs working rollercoaster models out of pasta for big engineering corporations that are having budget cuts.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Red panda trainer
  • jillcarslake
    jillcarslake Posts: 977 Member
    Model
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She follows behind you scattering rose petals and singing in case you are flatulent so nobody can tell.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
    Sweeps up all the doughnut crumbs at the local shop, takes them home and combines them into new flavors to present to the owner as possibilities. Her proudest creation, the "Boston creme/cinnamon/sprinkle" didn't go over well. It may have been all the hair and dust mixed in though.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Kazoo playing personal theme music composer for the clumsy.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    I dunno but he's got it going on
  • cagefan
    cagefan Posts: 194 Member
    knee high stocking model !!!
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Stacy's mom impersonator
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He’s the child psychiatrist at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    Professional balloon animal creator
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    He tickles Noisy Nancy the woman that shoved a tiny slide whistle up her nose so that every time a bird poops you get a humorous sound
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Father time actor.
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    Headphone Model
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He picks up dog poop out of a brown van with tinted windows.
  • jillcarslake
    jillcarslake Posts: 977 Member
    Teacher
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    Race Car Driver
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    Dog whisperer.......
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Professional ballroom dancer specializing in the Foxtrot. Well it's the only dance he knows how to do
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Knits scarves
  • heyjude0225
    heyjude0225 Posts: 913 Member
    Underground Fight Club Owner
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dolly Parton impersonator

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