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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Because our relationship was like the square root of -1
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She preferred her boyfriends bed over mine....0
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He refused to sleep in the dog's bed. Said it was too small.1
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She refused to sleep in the sloth bed; insisted it smelled of dog0
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She turned into the square root of two.
Irrational
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Was constantly breaking our relationship down into mathematical probabilities
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I couldn't handle her tangents.0
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They made me cosine on all their loans1
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We tried to take it to the limit, but failed to converge.0
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Set my ring tone when I called to "witchy woman" by the eagles. 😐0
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Her Ringtone for my Brother was Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran0
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He said he couldn’t listen to my southern accent0
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I had to have him committed when he started licking the bugs off our windscreen
icky.. oops that was for @halflingpie
Lynn wouldn't move for love 😔0 -
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We made up 😘halflingpie wrote: »
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She treated our relationship like her diet, one cheat day a week.1
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Always flinging pie at my face then calling me names for eating it! 😒0
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never sharing the pie0
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He was always green with envy about who's pie was better1
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Everything he wore was green.0
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She didn't know the difference in Hunter and Pine green0
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she didn't like my favorite color, red1
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He was color blind!0
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It looked the right button to press???0
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Caught him pressing someone else's button
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My vision began failing so I couldn't tell which buttons I was pushing any longer, and so pushed several of the wrong ones. 0
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Because he got a girlfriend that didn't want to share1
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She wanted to share me with her Uncle Hal 😟0
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Caught her cheating on me with some old guy named Hal. She said he always had the good hard candy in his pockets.0
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The only candy she offered me was the old Halloween candy nobody wanted from two years ago0
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