Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    She’s an optometrist for bats
  • Crissypanda
    Crissypanda Posts: 872 Member
    A competitive pizza eater
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Bran Stoker.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Knife throwing champion
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Gorge washer. Charges by the ton.
  • Josh_2099
    Josh_2099 Posts: 2,073 Member
    Anchorman
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Anchor Man. A super hero that uses super strength to hurl his magical anchor at foes.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He is the hand inside 5 of the Muppets!
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,123 Member
    he's got a good face for radio.....
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Ear pencil sharpener
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cast member of River dance
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Apple watcher.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    He gathers trash from local beaches, strings it together and makes T-shirts’ out of it. They are stinky, scratch you, and sometimes make seagulls follow you around but he’s doing well among the save the earth crowd.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Flamenco dance instructor
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Seller of spoons that look like forks
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    He invested the spork
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Breeds chickens for there feathers
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
    Runs a church . . . for loggers.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Takes pics of people with no heads
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Contract lawyer. His specialty is fine print. He often likes to put ridiculous things in since its never read anyways. His favorites are:
    "I, the signee, agree to show Kevin my butt and pay him a fee for said services"
    "I, the signee, do hereby agree to call Kevin "LORD OF THE DANCE" in a very loud voice, at all times"
    and his favorite
    "Should Kevin find me attractive, we will partake in The Lambada. If not, I shall obtain butt and lip implants"
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Contract lawyer. His specialty is fine print. He often likes to put ridiculous things in since its never read anyways. His favorites are:
    "I, the signee, agree to show Kevin my butt and pay him a fee for said services"
    "I, the signee, do hereby agree to call Kevin "LORD OF THE DANCE" in a very loud voice, at all times"
    and his favorite
    "Should Kevin find me attractive, we will partake in The Lambada. If not, I shall obtain butt and lip implants"

    You know me so well 😂
  • TravelingNukeGuy
    TravelingNukeGuy Posts: 275 Member
    Merchandise model on the Price is Right
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Sells watches to people who can’t tell the time
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    when you find that you have to poop in a public restroom, he will quickly switch places with you and take the blame.
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    A pizza topper
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Collector of all things green
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Capuchin monkey habberdasher
  • LAT1963
    LAT1963 Posts: 1,375 Member
    dress code enforcer at a nudist colony.
  • timleederrn
    timleederrn Posts: 212 Member
    Chief editor for the Nudist Post.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Jumps out of cakes at bachelorette parties

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