Relationships...What Not to do
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Don't forget to pull a credit report4
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pizzamyheart wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »Don't constantly compare your bits and pieces to past partners she's had and stop putting emphasis on dick size as though it's the only important aspect of a relationship.
Also, don't fish for compliments. Appreciate the genuine ones that are given.
Every man appreciates “your teeny tiny d is sooo cute!” When said genuinely. Pretty sure, I think.
Yeah, just like every woman constantly wants to hear you put yourself down and talk about how small your d is. **eye roll**1 -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »If she tells you she wants needs something from you - maybe take it serious even if you think it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard
I like really this one. A little female perspective. I told my fiancé I wished he’d give me a kiss in the morning, even though I’m usually still sleeping. I know it made no sense to him and he doesn’t really get it. But everyday since he has woke up, walked around the bed and has given me a forehead kiss. I know because it wakes me up, but I don’t say anything. And this small little kiss, it starts my day off on a good note, it fills my heart up and makes me feel so loved, it reminds me he cares about what I need.
Funny you mention this - just happens to be a request i did not take seriously3 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »Don't constantly compare your bits and pieces to past partners she's had and stop putting emphasis on dick size as though it's the only important aspect of a relationship.
Also, don't fish for compliments. Appreciate the genuine ones that are given.
Every man appreciates “your teeny tiny d is sooo cute!” When said genuinely. Pretty sure, I think.
Yeah, just like every woman constantly wants to hear you put yourself down and talk about how small your d is. **eye roll**
Well, mine is pretty small. Nonexistent even. 😬1 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »Don't constantly compare your bits and pieces to past partners she's had and stop putting emphasis on dick size as though it's the only important aspect of a relationship.
Also, don't fish for compliments. Appreciate the genuine ones that are given.
Every man appreciates “your teeny tiny d is sooo cute!” When said genuinely. Pretty sure, I think.
Yeah, just like every woman constantly wants to hear you put yourself down and talk about how small your d is. **eye roll**
Well, mine is pretty small. Nonexistent even. 😬
:laugh: Can't be smaller than non-existent. Maybe you should send me a photo and let me decide.
:laugh:
We can be non-existent together.
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Is that non-existential? Wait, nihilists!!?!?!?!?!??!?0
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CanesGalactica wrote: »
Take them, please.0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »
Take them, please.
Sweet! **hoards all the plantains like a dragon** More for meeeeeeee. 0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »
Take them, please.
Sweet! **hoards all the plantains like a dragon** More for meeeeeeee.
Do I call you Plaug then?0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »
Take them, please.
Sweet! **hoards all the plantains like a dragon** More for meeeeeeee.
Do I call you Plaug then?
:laugh: Sure.0 -
I think your desolation would be icky, but not as bad as Smaug's1
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »If she tells you she wants needs something from you - maybe take it serious even if you think it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard
I like really this one. A little female perspective. I told my fiancé I wished he’d give me a kiss in the morning, even though I’m usually still sleeping. I know it made no sense to him and he doesn’t really get it. But everyday since he has woke up, walked around the bed and has given me a forehead kiss. I know because it wakes me up, but I don’t say anything. And this small little kiss, it starts my day off on a good note, it fills my heart up and makes me feel so loved, it reminds me he cares about what I need.
Funny you mention this - just happens to be a request i did not take seriously
I think a lot of people (maybe more men than women?) forget that the little things matter. I rather have someone kiss me while they think I am asleep than buy me flowers.3 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »If she tells you she wants needs something from you - maybe take it serious even if you think it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard
I like really this one. A little female perspective. I told my fiancé I wished he’d give me a kiss in the morning, even though I’m usually still sleeping. I know it made no sense to him and he doesn’t really get it. But everyday since he has woke up, walked around the bed and has given me a forehead kiss. I know because it wakes me up, but I don’t say anything. And this small little kiss, it starts my day off on a good note, it fills my heart up and makes me feel so loved, it reminds me he cares about what I need.
Funny you mention this - just happens to be a request i did not take seriously
I think a lot of people (maybe more men than women?) forget that the little things matter. I rather have someone kiss me while they think I am asleep than buy me flowers.
Now you tell me... I've watched you sleep so often and didn't want to wake you. If you just unlock your window, next time you'll get a 😙
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If your partner says "no" about something, no means no. Not maybe, not try again later, it means NO. You wanna talk about it at a later date, cool, but don't blatantly disrespect another person because you didn't like the answer you got.4
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No, I mean is that the word you were looking for when you were tripping over plaintains?0 -
NO, but thank you. I think mansplaining is a man talking down to a woman or assuming ignorance.
Did I just do it? ugh.1 -
Don’t neglect them (in the bedroom department) keep things exciting
Married for 26 years 😉6
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