We broke up because...
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All her ex-boyfriends were middle-aged Japanese businessmen for some reason0
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He was a Canadian/American/European/Australian pretending to be a middle-aged Japanese businessman.0
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Her lippy made my lips swell 🥴0
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I just wasn't good enough for her
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She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court0
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She didn’t have the right “equipment “ I’m definitely straight sorry 😜0
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happimess01 wrote: »She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court
woulda been totally cool with that actually ...LOL0 -
Bravissimocurves wrote: »She didn’t have the right “equipment “ I’m definitely straight sorry 😜
hahhahah
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happimess01 wrote: »She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court
woulda been totally cool with that actually ...LOL
Damn! Disappointing you is proving to be challenging lol
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happimess01 wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »She was fuming when she realized our first date was going to be in a mall food court
woulda been totally cool with that actually ...LOL
Damn! Disappointing you is proving to be challenging lol
ahahha well ill tell u right now I'm not gonna break up because of anything involving me eating food!
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Kept sending me pictures of their offerings to the porcelain gods 💩0
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Didn't want to be sacrificed to please my gods0
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He was looking a bit off colour 🥴0
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She didn't like yellow mellow kind of guys0
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His brown eye was always twitching 🤔0
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She came to my office to give CPR training and asked my colleagues to practice giving CPR on her. I was mortified.
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Didn't let me use CPR on him...i only tried to make you feel better after your last breakup...jeez1
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Had a thing about wearing little black gloves 🤨0
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Bravissimocurves wrote: »Had a thing about wearing little black gloves 🤨
Well i was thaught not to leave fingerprints...0 -
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Had ocd 😏0
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