Relationships...What Not to do

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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Don't get wasted in front of her parents and start crying about your ex. True story.

    J/k
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    If she tells you she wants needs something from you - maybe take it serious even if you think it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard

    I like really this one. A little female perspective. I told my fiancé I wished he’d give me a kiss in the morning, even though I’m usually still sleeping. I know it made no sense to him and he doesn’t really get it. But everyday since he has woke up, walked around the bed and has given me a forehead kiss. I know because it wakes me up, but I don’t say anything. And this small little kiss, it starts my day off on a good note, it fills my heart up and makes me feel so loved, it reminds me he cares about what I need.

    Funny you mention this - just happens to be a request i did not take seriously

    I think a lot of people (maybe more men than women?) forget that the little things matter. I rather have someone kiss me while they think I am asleep than buy me flowers.

    Now you tell me... I've watched you sleep so often and didn't want to wake you. If you just unlock your window, next time you'll get a 😙

    😁

    I don't know if this is creepy or adorable! 😂
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Don't leave your *kitten* in the middle of the floor and then be surprised when she curses and screams at you because she broke her toe/foot AGAIN because of something dumb you did while being an inconsiderate *kitten*.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited October 2019
    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    If she tells you she wants needs something from you - maybe take it serious even if you think it’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard

    I like really this one. A little female perspective. I told my fiancé I wished he’d give me a kiss in the morning, even though I’m usually still sleeping. I know it made no sense to him and he doesn’t really get it. But everyday since he has woke up, walked around the bed and has given me a forehead kiss. I know because it wakes me up, but I don’t say anything. And this small little kiss, it starts my day off on a good note, it fills my heart up and makes me feel so loved, it reminds me he cares about what I need.

    Funny you mention this - just happens to be a request i did not take seriously

    I think a lot of people (maybe more men than women?) forget that the little things matter. I rather have someone kiss me while they think I am asleep than buy me flowers.

    Now you tell me... I've watched you sleep so often and didn't want to wake you. If you just unlock your window, next time you'll get a 😙

    😁

    I don't know if this is creepy or adorable! 😂

    :laugh:
    Not creepy at all 😜
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  • landfish
    landfish Posts: 255 Member
    Don't marry the first person you sleep with when you come out of a combat zone unless you were sleeping with them before you left.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Don't surprise them when they come home from work by converting the garage into a shrine for Whoopi Goldberg.

    This made me laugh pretty hard. It reminds me of the time my mom decided she was scared of Ellen Degeneres due to a nightmare, and I taped magazine photos of Ellen in every glass part of her china cabinet.

    (I wish I could say "when I was a kid" but it was in August of this year)
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    Never try to start a conversation while the footy is on
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    Don't download random crap onto their computer.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    mtndewme wrote: »
    Don't download random crap onto their computer.

    By random crap you mean what exactly??? Asking for a friend
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    KEVIN2205 wrote: »
    Never try to start a conversation while the footy is on

    What if it's about the footy?

    That’s alright then , pass me a beer 😜
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    Don't let them find the voodoo doll
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Don't communicate by throwing jumbo marshmallows at each other. Talk it out first.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Don't communicate by throwing jumbo marshmallows at each other. Talk it out first.

    How else am I supposed to tell you I love you if you won't let me throw marshmallows at you??
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    If I told you what not to do, you'd probably be best served to do the opposite of what I say :D
  • DiscipleOfChrist29
    DiscipleOfChrist29 Posts: 84 Member
    Don’t make the mistake of thinking love and respect are the same values.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    don't be afraid to hit her with that "see, you never loved me in the first place!!" if you think she's about to move on finally
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to hit her with that "see, you never loved me in the first place!!" if you think she's about to move on finally

    Right!
    And while your at it, if it's going down hill, or the end is near don't be afraid to/or hold back unleashing ALL of your crazy...it's cathartic, and the only "right" time to so.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to hit her with that "see, you never loved me in the first place!!" if you think she's about to move on finally

    Right!
    And while your at it, if it's going down hill, or the end is near don't be afraid to/or hold back unleashing ALL of your crazy...it's cathartic, and the only "right" time to so.

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  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    Do not creep on her and watch her through her webcam while you’re at work.

    It’s really effing weird.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Do not creep on her and watch her through her webcam while you’re at work.

    It’s really effing weird.

    I've been discovered 😳
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    Don’t eat all the strawberries before he notices they are there. When he says you hid the strawberries from him, by putting them in their spot in the refrigerator (where you always put them), don’t laugh at him.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Do not creep on her and watch her through her webcam while you’re at work.

    It’s really effing weird.

    Is it ok if she doesn’t know tho?
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    don't be afraid to hit her with that "see, you never loved me in the first place!!" if you think she's about to move on finally


    Classic narcissist move!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Never walk between the sofa and the television when a college football game is on.

    It might be 3rd down.

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Don't communicate by throwing jumbo marshmallows at each other. Talk it out first.

    how 'bout the mini ones ??

    they don't bounce as far.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Never walk between the sofa and the television when a college football game is on.

    It might be 3rd down.

    Oh, I do this on purpose.

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  • durhammfp
    durhammfp Posts: 494 Member
    Don't betray their confidences.

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