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We broke up because...
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I found out she beat up her last bf.. such a violent temper
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She made fun of my collection of Batman merchandise0
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She used her bat signal to invite the guy she was cheating on me with0
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He refused to dress up as Wonder Woman for me.0
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He called me names like Satan, Lucifer, beelzebub, demon spawn .. I'm a sweetheart really, just ask me
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She wouldn't worship me and refer to me as her God.0
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Crackers.. totally delusional 🤪0
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She had me committed. I think we're still together though. In my head, we are. I talk to her in my padded room.1
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She called me a Cracker 🤨0
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Still together, I visit her in the Sanitarium every Sunday. She calls me Gus and throws stuff at me.. but I luvs her
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She didn't like my term of endearment "cracker"1 -
She spent all our money paying for Paperdoll's stay at Shady Acres Sanitarium0
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She thought Sanitarium was a brand of sanitary pads0
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He knows more about sanitary napkins than most of us 🤨0
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She and the puppy both use pee pads.0
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Wanted the puppy and me to give him a golden shower...1
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She hated people who didn’t shower daily and went to extreme lengths to punish them2
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He considered the over spray from washing his car an adequate shower 🥴0
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Loved the car more than me, more than themself and definitely more than washing themself0
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He said I had too much jiggle when I wiggled
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She kept staring at me0
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was never home always at someone elses house0
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She clearly didn't understand the rules of this thread0
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He kept changing the rules...
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Minion_training_program wrote: »She clearly didn't understand the rules of this thread
didn't let me sleep in.. im tired.. need more coffee....
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She wasn't a morning person and I was0
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he was all touchy feely0
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was not touchy feely enough0
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all she wanted was getting physical while i needed a mental connection as well0
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His antennas got.in the way0
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