We broke up because...
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I didnt get to go, so it had to end0
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I sustained neck injuries just from looking up at him0
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She rejected my famous neck massage0
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I’d clearly gone insane0
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i broke her...woopsie!0
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Would never happen0
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Caught the minion breaking her0
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I caught him breaking into my neighbors house0
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she always bragged about how she won the cutest baby award in her kindergarten and that i am lucky to be with her0
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He doesn't get how lucky he is to be with me!! 😏
😜😂happimess01 wrote: »she always bragged about how she won the cutest baby award in her kindergarten and that i am lucky to be with her
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The DNA test showed we were brother and sister!2
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He kept saying hike hike0
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Blue 42 meant something way different to him0
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She didnt approve my insurance fraud....I mean claim 😳 lol0
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He thought because I am a female I wouldn’t know what a fuel trail looked like...
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as her bday gift, she wanted me to get a Brazilian wax wtf!0
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He didn't want to get a couples spa day... massages, pedicures, manicured and a Brazilian waxes. 🤷♀️ Just wanted to be pampered together.0
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after our dates, i would end up sitting on ice packs all day
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She didn’t think I was hairy enough and demanded I not wax, shave, or pluck!0
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After 3 years she revealed she was a sloth! 😓0
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