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We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She wanted me to stare at her while driving.. she wanted me crash the car
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never happened..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Insisted I didn't need a seatbelt 😮
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Kept singing “east bound and down” and asked for a Diablo sandwich. Said for me to make it quick Bc was in a gosh darn hurry
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Kept looking on the side of the road.. not paying attention .. CAR!!!! 😂
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    DNA test proved he was my father.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Dna proof said youre adopted ,😝
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    He didn’t know what DNA was... thought DANA was the waitress at Waffle House
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited October 2019
    She knows better there is no Dana...but it's Zule.. the key master
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It was a rumour started by our enemies, totally fabricated story.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She started rumors about me 😩
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    She started rumors about herself in efforts to gain more attention.
  • PruneJuice2point0
    PruneJuice2point0 Posts: 305 Member
    She hates attention
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    he broke all the weighing scales i brought...had anger issues
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Kept making me get on the scales
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    everytime she came over, she would steal small things: spoons, towels etc.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He got upset when I reclaimed the items he took from my place !
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Her fantasy was to do in the KFC storage room. Coincidentally, I chickened out
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He was always dressing up like Big Bird even though I told him I preferred Cookie Monster.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    she wanted to put a CCTV camera in our bedroom so she can show and discuss it with her therapist
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    I was a psychotherapist and she would tell everyone I was psycho-the-rapist
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    Although we were dating, he kept charging me for my sessions....
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    She bought me the cheapest grooming products and clothes so she could always be the hot one in the relationship
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    he refused to acknowledge that I was the hot one in the relationship...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    edited October 2019
    get me that 200 dollar haircut and we’ll find out lol
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    He burned Down my SheShed....again
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    He wanted us to move into his SheShed which was actually just a Dog House!
  • Beka3695
    Beka3695 Posts: 4,126 Member
    He kept asking for a Sheshesher She Shed.... And insisted on calling me Cheryl.
  • GaBoy72
    GaBoy72 Posts: 485 Member
    Cheryl dosnt like my Sheshed
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    He was too into his work, selling seashells from his sheshed by the seashore

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