We broke up because...
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I thought her kangaroo was chupacabra.0
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Paranoid delusional.. 🤪0
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Didn't see the beauty in things that were there or not. . . wouldn't call me by my real name, Scaramanga.0
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I found out he used to be a Russian mail order groom before we met0
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I found out he was ordering Russian Mail Order Grooms0
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Я просто хотел жить американской мечтой2 -
he got fired from his job for hanging around the lactation room all day0
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He was a mess0
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Found out she used to be a Joseph.0
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I’ll probably get reported for those 😕😕😕
We broke up because he reported me for having inappropriate memes0 -
Always made me laugh till I peed
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She didn't want to try the vacuum table0
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Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was1
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She would always have her hand in my back pocket whenever we were walking.0
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that0 -
Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that
Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂0 -
bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that
Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂
You googled it, didn't you?0 -
He was always on Google when he should have been on me!
That looks weirder after I typed it!0 -
He kept taking my sunglasses...0
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He always wanted me to be on him. Sometimes i wanted to be under too0
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She told me that I no longer had Puppy breathe!0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that
Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂
You googled it, didn't you?
Lmao I'm to scared to
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We were fighting over the same.guy0
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She kept fighting over me even with girls that didn't want me.eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that
Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂
You googled it, didn't you?
Lmao I'm to scared to
Josh, I dare you. You'll never see Gus in the same light 😂
And we broke up when he told me he was going out to photograph the birds and the bees but it really was just birds
I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂1 -
She told me I couldn't have a bite of her burger0
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »
But it looked so good.0 -
She wanted a bite of a bigJuicy1234 burger!1
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