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We broke up because...
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I don't eat meat 🤣😂😅0
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After years of getting to know her and understand everything about her she feed me dinner without any meat!0
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he paid such little attention to the things I did that he didn't even recognize the tofurkey for Thanksgiving.0
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She never let me drive!0
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he didn't have a license!! I always had to drive!
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She got tired of being my designated driver0
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Minion_training_program wrote: »She didn't want to try the vacuum tablebigjuicy1234 wrote: »
I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂
I don’t know what either of these mean 😭 I’m so curious but have a feeling I don’t want this in my search history0 -
I looked at her search history and she was always looking up blue Waffle!0
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theresa120 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »She didn't want to try the vacuum tablebigjuicy1234 wrote: »
I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂
I don’t know what either of these mean 😭 I’m so curious but have a feeling I don’t want this in my search history
Don't look
Her heart belonged to a guy.. literally, he put her heart in a glass jar0 -
we realized we loved our pets more than eachother0
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She liked the left side of the bed...it's mine!2
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she wanted me to get her name tattooed on my chest saying Property of Kim0
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He wanted me to wear a dog leash to.let everyone know I was his0
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She wanted us to join the carnival0
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He wanted to pee on me0
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She was only interested in baby showers0
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He never took a shower unless it was a blood moon0
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I took her home to meet my family, my wife was furious1
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He kept yelling “Sharon” like Ozzy Osborne...
My name is Beka....0 -
She was bipolar0
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He borrowed clothes from my wardrobe without even asking.0
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eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »She kept fighting over me even with girls that didn't want me.eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that
Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂
You googled it, didn't you?
Lmao I'm to scared to
Josh, I dare you. You'll never see Gus in the same light 😂
And we broke up when he told me he was going out to photograph the birds and the bees but it really was just birds
I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂
Now I just have to Google blue waffle
I sure hope you didn't...lol0 -
eatpolerepeat wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »She kept fighting over me even with girls that didn't want me.eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Minion_training_program wrote: »eatpolerepeat wrote: »bigjuicy1234 wrote: »Wouldn't tell me what a vacuum table was
You really don't want to let him show you 😂
He is too innocent for that
Ok I'm good with out knowing 😂
You googled it, didn't you?
Lmao I'm to scared to
Josh, I dare you. You'll never see Gus in the same light 😂
And we broke up when he told me he was going out to photograph the birds and the bees but it really was just birds
I learned my lesson with googling blue waffle. Never again 😂
Now I just have to Google blue waffle
I sure hope you didn't...lol
I did but didn't see pics, the description alone was more than enough 🤢
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would never do such a thing..0
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She wouldn't do any of the things I suggest. A lot of money wasted on perfectly good leather.0
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For the last time, I'm sorry I left you in the swing, when the phone rang it was a family emergency I had to leave immediately. I did send the police around 2 days later though
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »She wouldn't do any of the things I suggest. A lot of money wasted on perfectly good leather. 0
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She made me go to the stores with her and she put chokers on me to see what they looked like! Which was ok but when she made me wear a TBD It just went to far I had to break it off!0
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